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If you’ve never heard of Twitter, than either you’ve been living under a rock for the past 6 months or so, or this is your first trip down the information super highway. Either way you should count yourself lucky.

According to the folks at Twitter, they are offering a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected.

According to me Twitter offers a form of micro-blogging masturbation… A way for the “look at me” generation to complain about their job, their friends and their sexual conquests while promoting their latest project and letting the world know they are taking a piss.

As you can probably tell… I don’t really care for …

I hate telling people the truth, and then watching them get embarrassed for asking…

I’m just sayin’…

In honor of Cinco De Mayo I’d like to continue the stereotype theme from here and here, and move on to another favorite stereotypical target of society at large…

The lawn mowing, non tax paying, produce picking, green card wielding, migrant workers better known as Mexicans.

Don’t get me wrong… I love Mexicans. Without Mexicans, who would mow my lawn, or bus my table when I go out to eat? Who would wash my car at the hand car wash, or push the paleta cart?

So before you inundate me with hate mail just know that I love the Mexican people. Thanks to NAFTA and an open door immigration policy they do what no one …

Glinda the Good Witch… Is really just a bitch. Right?

I mean I was watchin’ “The Wizard of Oz” the other day… Because… Well, because I was high, and there is nothing funnier when you’re toasted than a bunch of midgets… But also because I’m just that big of a dork, and I’m thinkin… Sheesh… That Glinda, she’s a real flippin’ Bitch!

I mean Glinda is the one that sends Dorothy to the powerful, but mysterious, Wizard of Oz in order to get home right??? Dorothy lands in Oz after her LSD induced bad trip and Glinda is all like go see the Wizard… Follow the Yellow-Brick Road… So Dorothy sets out on a quest …

Remember the glory days of the 80’s? The United States was deeply embroiled in the “Cold War” and we were all united… United in our biting hatred for the Soviet Union… The devilish red monsters who populated our nightmares and invaded our waking thoughts with the dreadful spectre of Armageddon!

Ahhhhhh… Those were the days.

Ronald Reagan labeling the Evil Empire… “The Soviet Union is an Evil Empire, and Soviet communism is the focus of evil in the modern world” honed and sharpened our hatred to a fine point. It consolidated us… United us… We were of single mind, and of single purpose… Obliterate the lousy rotten communists…

“Better Dead Than RED” Sadly, that’s all gone now…

Not to say the bad guys are …

Do you think there is life after death?

Do you ever wonder if our essence… Our soul, if you will, carries on?

Do you ever wonder if we are merely physical beings longing for a higher spiritual awakening, or if we are actually spiritual beings forced to endure a physical existence?

As I get older I find myself wondering about these things quite a bit. Reflecting on the choices I’ve made, and their possible ramifications… I wonder if I will make the cut. I wonder if I will accomplish what i was meant to accomplish. I wonder if I will look back upon my life with a sense of fulfillment or regret…

Mostly though, I wonder…

If there is an …