Eleven Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date.
Let’s face it, dating isn’t fun… If it were no one would ever get married! However, with that being said I think we can all agree that some dates are significantly worse than others…
SIGNIFICANTLY…
With that in mind… Below you’ll find a list of eleven of the worst things you’re ever going to hear on a first date. As usual… It is a list of eleven. Any dumb ass with a blog can give you a list of ten… It takes a real genius to bring you eleven!
- The Doctor says it’s just a rash…
- Soooo… How about this weather? Yeah… Ummmm… Nice weather…
- My Mom/Dad says I’m the best kisser in the county…
- Damn! I forgot my anti-fungal ointment…
- After the sex change I…
- FLAVA!!! FLAVE!!!
- Sooooo… Straight sex will be $30. Round the world will be…
- Hi… I’m the lead singer from Nickelback!
- Hi… I’m Britney Spears… Y’all…
- Toothpaste??? What’s that??? No seriously… What’s that???
- The voices are saying you… must… DIE!!!
I’m just sayin’…
Here’s one:
My sister was my first.
Yes, that was actually said to ME. I won’t even tell you what he said about his mom. Blech.
Kerstin… Ok… Hands down, that may be the creepiest thing ever said on a date.
Would love to say #7. #11 has crossed my mind in 2 dates.
Iron Man… Those pesky voices… No matter how many drugs you take, they just keep coming back!
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