So… Do you think Stephanie really wants to be Lauren’s friend, or do you think she is an evil minion of Heidi and Spencer?

I reserve the right to retract this statement at a later date, furthermore… I’m sure I’ll regret it later but I really want to believe she is being a nice person and not merely a pawn doing the nefarious bidding of Speidi. I mean… I don’t know. She is a Pratt, and still… I feel bad for her being caught in the middle.

While we’re on the subject of pawns doing their masters evil bidding… What’s the deal with Audrina and Heidi becoming friends again? There is definitely something shady going on there… Audrina needs to remember who brought her to this dance and plant her flag firmly in LC’s backyard.

I know what you’re thinking… Why are you giving Stephanie Pratt a pass when she is the sister of the largest douchebag in the Northern Hemisphere and yet you’re throwing Audrina Patridge under the bus for merely having a few drinks with Heidi… Isn’t it obvious? Hello! Audrina is a brunette… Clearly she can’t be trusted.

If there is one thing The Hills has taught me it’s that brunettes are bad news… Remember Jenn Bunney? Enough said!

Even Heidi… As evil as she is has some redeeming qualities. Since the surgery she’s got a really great rack, and she has the softest, shiniest blonde hair I’ve ever seen… So she can’t be all bad… Right?

I’m just sayin’…