The season finale of The Rock Of Love II premiered last night… And I couldn’t help but watch.

The battle royale for Bret’s heart came down to the skanky slut, Daisy De La Hoya versus the senior citizen Ambre Lake.

In the end Bret chose Ambre to be his rock of love… At least until he can get his contract for next season negotiated, but let’s be honest… Ambre, Daisy, Kristy Joe… None of these bitches can even hold a candle to the true star… Megan Hauserman!

I’m not sure Brett effectively evaluated all of Megan’s assets. She’s blonde… She’s smokin’ hot… And well… She’s not of retirement age! Any of which, alone would make her preferable to Ambre Lake, but when combined place her head and shoulders above not only Ambre, but everyone else!

Anyway… Megan… Sunshine… I’ve been thinkin’, and the way I see it now that you’re free and what not. I mean we have quite a bit in common for example…

I think Bret Michaels is a douchebag… I’m sure you think Bret Michaels is a douchebag…

I live in Chicago… You live in Chicago…

I’m really hot… You are phenomenally hot…

I’m intelligent and witty… You are… Well you are phenomenally hot…

Call me!

I’m just sayin’…

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