Comments on: Eleven things you will never hear a man say willingly… http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/ Pop culture humor, observations and insights from a new media douchebag... Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:58:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Just Sayin... http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/#comment-1103 Just Sayin... Sat, 10 May 2008 01:53:06 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=15#comment-1103 Mark... I... I think I might love you! Mark… I… I think I might love you!

]]> By: Mark http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/#comment-1102 Mark Sat, 10 May 2008 01:16:34 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=15#comment-1102 Im gonna burst your bubble... im a guy an ive said everyone of them, even no.9 when i went out an bought some for one of my mates cos she was too ill too. Btw, i AM gay, but that doesnt mean im some queen - but im not seen as a man anyway, so i dont care, i am in touch with my feminine side, an that makes me a metrosexual! So im happy. #1) No offence, but some of them really are and a bit misproportionate... Katie Price (Jordan) as an obvious example #2) I have said this - bout a guy with an unsually high sex drive... even for a guy! For god sake men... listen you your woman, if she says you want too much... you wanting too much... cool it of a little! Plus i have a lot of female friends... they talk... an they talk alot... so if you want too much, alot of people are gonna know about it and how good (or bad) you are... how varied you make it, if you ever try new moves etc... an with women... word spreads fast! #3) I love to talk... gay guys are soo much more open about our feelings with each other than hetero couples... i take that for granted an make sure any guy knows how much i appreciate them, an they do the same. #4) I <i>do</i> need a hug - its nice to know people care! An why the hell not... you guys make me laugh with your hetero man hug rule things - jus grab em an show some love! Heh #5) Now come on... who doesnt love a good cry with your best mate over <i>a walk to remember </i> - spesh if your feeling down. Bring out the B+J's, the tissues and the PJ's for a good night in! ^.^ #6) Hmm actually this might be a man thing... im crap at directions but never admit to being lost! Dont even say you think i am! #7) Im all about low fat! I like to take care of myself. If it's gotta come out of a packet, it better be low fat. #8) I like grooming myself - thats all there is to it. #9) ^^^^ Explained ^^^^^ #10) To be honest, noones ever asked me if i want one... they kinda just... happen - if someone asked me id be a bit turned off, thats not passion, thats boredom and routine within a relationship. #11) When its 2 men... we both gotta be right... one of use has to win! Normally it ends in sex ^.^ Im gonna burst your bubble… im a guy an ive said everyone of them, even no.9 when i went out an bought some for one of my mates cos she was too ill too.

Btw, i AM gay, but that doesnt mean im some queen - but im not seen as a man anyway, so i dont care, i am in touch with my feminine side, an that makes me a metrosexual! So im happy.

#1) No offence, but some of them really are and a bit misproportionate… Katie Price (Jordan) as an obvious example

#2) I have said this - bout a guy with an unsually high sex drive… even for a guy! For god sake men… listen you your woman, if she says you want too much… you wanting too much… cool it of a little! Plus i have a lot of female friends… they talk… an they talk alot… so if you want too much, alot of people are gonna know about it and how good (or bad) you are… how varied you make it, if you ever try new moves etc… an with women… word spreads fast!

#3) I love to talk… gay guys are soo much more open about our feelings with each other than hetero couples… i take that for granted an make sure any guy knows how much i appreciate them, an they do the same.

#4) I do need a hug - its nice to know people care! An why the hell not… you guys make me laugh with your hetero man hug rule things - jus grab em an show some love! Heh

#5) Now come on… who doesnt love a good cry with your best mate over a walk to remember - spesh if your feeling down. Bring out the B+J’s, the tissues and the PJ’s for a good night in! ^.^

#6) Hmm actually this might be a man thing… im crap at directions but never admit to being lost! Dont even say you think i am!

#7) Im all about low fat! I like to take care of myself. If it’s gotta come out of a packet, it better be low fat.

#8) I like grooming myself - thats all there is to it.

#9) ^^^^ Explained ^^^^^

#10) To be honest, noones ever asked me if i want one… they kinda just… happen - if someone asked me id be a bit turned off, thats not passion, thats boredom and routine within a relationship.

#11) When its 2 men… we both gotta be right… one of use has to win! Normally it ends in sex ^.^

]]> By: Just Sayin... http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/#comment-1101 Just Sayin... Fri, 09 May 2008 21:23:28 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=15#comment-1101 Krys... He must be the sensitive type. Unfortunately I can't really help you in that area... However if you're looking for an insensitive asshole who will under appreciate you, take you for granted and generally treat you like shit I just happen to be available and will be able to fit that bill quite nicely! Krys… He must be the sensitive type. Unfortunately I can’t really help you in that area… However if you’re looking for an insensitive asshole who will under appreciate you, take you for granted and generally treat you like shit I just happen to be available and will be able to fit that bill quite nicely!

]]> By: Krys http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/#comment-1096 Krys Fri, 09 May 2008 19:24:15 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=15#comment-1096 I've heard a guy say #4 before and be completely serious about it... I’ve heard a guy say #4 before and be completely serious about it…

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]]> By: Eleven things you will never hear a woman say willingly. | SiteInsights http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/#comment-158 Eleven things you will never hear a woman say willingly. | SiteInsights Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:45:22 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=15#comment-158 [...] the stereotype theme from this post, I’d like to move on to the women. Actually, I’d like to move on, around and under most [...] [...] the stereotype theme from this post, I’d like to move on to the women. Actually, I’d like to move on, around and under most [...]

]]> By: Just Sayin... http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/#comment-157 Just Sayin... Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:11:39 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=15#comment-157 Mockingbird... I'm glad to be back, after the dumbass move to top all dumbass moves... LOL. Anyway... I'll try not to nuke my database this time. Oh... And you're not kidding anyone. You know you can't get enough ball sweat! I've missed you freckles. Mockingbird… I’m glad to be back, after the dumbass move to top all dumbass moves… LOL. Anyway… I’ll try not to nuke my database this time.

Oh… And you’re not kidding anyone. You know you can’t get enough ball sweat!

I’ve missed you freckles.

]]> By: tequila WTF HAPPENED mockingbird http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/#comment-151 tequila WTF HAPPENED mockingbird Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:01:03 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=15#comment-151 ive never said #2, #3, #5, #8 (for reals, my snatch is a-ok), #9 (dude, pads are gross... but i guess if youre fat and have a cavernous cunt, you probably cant use tampons). some things you'll never hear a chick say: 1. it's ok he has a super small cock 2. i hate that he makes a ton of money and spends it on me 3. he never burns anything on the grill 4. gee, i just cant get enough of this ball sweat! 5. christ, i wish he would cum in my eye more, it feels swell! 6. his water buffalo-like snoring is a real treat! 7. i dont find any of his friends attractive. glad to see youre finally back. hows about not fucking up your site this time! ive never said #2, #3, #5, #8 (for reals, my snatch is a-ok), #9 (dude, pads are gross… but i guess if youre fat and have a cavernous cunt, you probably cant use tampons).

some things you’ll never hear a chick say:

1. it’s ok he has a super small cock
2. i hate that he makes a ton of money and spends it on me
3. he never burns anything on the grill
4. gee, i just cant get enough of this ball sweat!
5. christ, i wish he would cum in my eye more, it feels swell!
6. his water buffalo-like snoring is a real treat!
7. i dont find any of his friends attractive.

glad to see youre finally back. hows about not fucking up your site this time!

]]> By: Just Sayin... http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/#comment-145 Just Sayin... Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:52:54 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=15#comment-145 Iron Man... I've tried. I could barely keep a straight face. The look on her face will be priceless though... It's somewhere between shock and disbelief. Iron Man… I’ve tried. I could barely keep a straight face. The look on her face will be priceless though… It’s somewhere between shock and disbelief.

]]> By: Just Sayin... http://siteinsights.com/2008/04/15/eleven-things-you-will-never-hear-a-man-say-willingly/#comment-144 Just Sayin... Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:51:23 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=15#comment-144 HM... Lately... I've had to say number seven myself. It's amazing how quickly the metabolism slows down after 30... Something. HM… Lately… I’ve had to say number seven myself. It’s amazing how quickly the metabolism slows down after 30… Something.

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