Random question for fat chicks.
Why do you get mad when people call you what you are?
I mean… You’re fat. It’s not an insult. It’s a fact. Blind people don’t get mad when you call them blind. They know they’re blind. Deaf people don’t get mad when you call them deaf, actually when you sign to them that they’re deaf. They know they’re deaf. So why do fat chicks get mad when you call them fat?
If you don’t like being fat… Then change it. If you can’t, if you were truly born that way, and you are genetically doomed to be a lard ass, then much like the blind person, or the deaf person who can’t help their condition, their natural state… Why would you be offended by being labeled as such? You are fat…
Yesterdays post was the latest in my campaign to become the most hated person on the internet and it really struck a chord… I think I’ve inadvertently stumbled upon the secret formula, and surprisingly it’s not merely the fact that I am an unapologetic, opinionated douchebag with serious anger issues and a fierce self destructive streak.
Before stumbling upon the secret I tried the old stand-bys like… Picking on retards, the emotionally disturbed, the blind, the deaf, the homeless, the poor and the addicted. But no one seemed to care… Granted, a few eyebrows were raised with these cheap shots, but it wasn’t until I discovered the secret that I truly got a response…
So what is this secret? What is the most taboo subject a blogger can address? What topic draws the ire of web netizens world wide? Well it’s actually pretty simple…
It’s fat chicks…
Apparently picking on retarded, wheel chair bound, cancer riddled bald kids is in bad taste… But calling a chick fat is crossing the line. Who knew? Look… Here’s the deal bitches, I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to be honest, it’s the only place I can be… So judge me bitches! It’s what I’m here for… I’m sure as fuck gonna’ judge you!
Here’s a novel idea fatty! Put the fork down and hit the treadmill. Because the truth is, even though you think you hate me for saying this, you hate yourself even more for doing it… Stop eating your pain bitch!
I’m just sayin’…
right on!
I guess that’s one way of motivating them.
youre such an asshole. but not for this post, but because you never come to my blog.
but i totally agree. fat people are gross and deserve to be ridiculed (although, i’m going to laugh at the stark irony when you get some sort of hormonal imbalance or glandular problem and become a fat ass!)
landon and i saw this fat man jogging the other day while we were stopped at a stop light adn he was waiting to cross the street (hey at least he was trying, but too little, too late fatty mcfatstein). anyway, because we are dicks, and the windows were already rolled down we just start pointing and laughing hysterically… id like to think we motivated him. to either lose weight or wrap his toe around a shotgun trigger while listening to some alice n chains
reddnex… Thanks! You might not be as excited when you see the list I have planned for next week though. “Eleven things you will never hear a rd neck say willingly!”
Iron Man… I’m pretty sure it’s just pissing them off. But what do I care… they’re fat. it’s not like I’ll ever sleep with them, and honestly… What else are women good for?
Mockingbird… I know… I know… I’m a dick for not coming around more. I promise I’ll visit your blog regular like from now on.
How could I not… After that story… I think I might love you!
Im not thin, but also not super fat person and I do not like when somebody says, that I have a big but. But you gave me something to think about… I do not see me as something unnatural, or fat, but today standards is to be almost skin and bones… This is why usually when somebody says that you are fat, he means it like an insult, not as a fact. And most of us see and use the words “you are fat” to piss off somebody.
Susan… Sunshine! You sound like you may be hot. Those British accents are so damn sexy… So believe me when I say this post wasn’t meant for you sweetie.
This post was meant for those women who are pushing maximum density… The ones who wash themselves with a rag on a stick, the ones who have to wear sweat pants everywhere because it’s the only thing they can find that will fit, the ones who always smell of stale urine, sweat and cheese…
Susan… Sweetie… Just because you have a lil’ junk in your trunk doesn’t make you fat… Curves are sexy… Blobs are not.
Just to be on the safe side though. You should probably e-mail me a pic of your tits and ass and I’ll give you my honest opinion of them… K? Oh… One more thing. Say “properly” for me. There is something so fuckin’ sexy about the way a British woman says properly.
Took me a few minutes to focus on the keys to right this comment. This is one of the funniest posts I have read in a while. And the comments are right up there as well.
I can’t wait to read the next one.
I love it when people say what they think and don’t care about the outcome:D Make a video of you saying this to fat people on the streets please…(A)
Bucky… That my friend, is a fantastic idea!!! Random interviews with people that are inferior to me, and or that I sit in judgement on… In other words…
EVERYONE!
Great post. You missed one of the most irritating aspects of BBWs (Big Blob Whales, according to one website), however, and it’s this: no matter how fat, bulbous, corpulent,(one dating site hopeful called herself an “SSBBW”, i.e. a “Super Sized” blimp) a woman is, she still demands a HANDSOME man. He must be employed (so he can feed her), well hung (so she can feel it when he - ugh! - mates with her), and a gentleman (translation: he brings ice cream and Mountain Dew to her house.) When I asked one Orca why she felt she could demand the perfect man(she was ugly too, and old), she fell back on insulting me and saying I must have a little dick. John Holmes would have been too small for this super-sized derigible (yes, she was nervy enough to post her photo.) I wouldn’t have such a problem with fat chicks - besides having to be squeezed out of my seat on the bus because of her huge ass - if it wasn’t for this unfounded requirement for good looking, young, well endowed studs. As a final insult, in a chat room she was berating a guy who wanted to see her boobs on her web cam. These wierdos who like fat chicks for the most part like them because they have big tits; where did she get off trying to make this guy feel like scum because he wanted to see them? Can you imagine a blob with LITTLE tits? It’s impossible. Then she told him she would never show her cooter on the webcam. Good god . . . you mean someone would actually want to see it? Have you ever seen one of these moving mountains trying to display her . . . well, she called it a “hunnypot”? It’s disgusting!!
Anyway, good luck on your quest to be the most hated guy on the internet. I’m closing in on you.
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