Eleven words that sound dirty, but really aren’t.
Apr 18th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Observations, Obsessions and Opinions | Visited 826 times, 2 so far today
I was talking with someone about a trailer hitch today and the subject of a ball mount came up… And I couldn’t keep a straight face.
Seriously every time I heard “Ball Mount” I giggled like a schoolgirl. There is really nothing titillating at all about a ball mount… It just sounds dirty…
Which got me to thinking about words that sound dirty but really aren’t, so I thought I would compile a list of the top eleven words that sound dirty but really aren’t… and yes once again it is eleven… Any idiot with a blog can give you ten reasons. It takes a real genius to bring you eleven…
So without further delay the top eleven words that sound dirty but really aren’t:
- hump day
- seamen
- fish taco
- thespian
- kumquat
- Ballcock
- rectory
- the penal system
- Uranus
- Bangkok
- angina
I don’t care how old you get Uranus jokes are classic…
I’m just sayin’…
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Very good list. I always wondered if “stopcock” was a synonym for “condom.”
Shuttlecock
Waylay
Filet-o-Fish (I swear it still cracks me up)
Analogy
Nincompoop
Homo Erectus (gyahahahahaha)
Phouc
Mother… I believe stopcock is the Orwellian “newspeak” word for condom. Good call!
Iron Man… Damn! Homo erectus shoulda’ made the list!
Dood, you realize that was 14 words right?
Mike… Way to point out my stupidity Mike. That list should be 11 words and or phrases which sound dirty, but really aren’t.
Better now?
What about uvula?
Uvula works… Hey remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating a girl who’s name rhymed with a body part and he guessed Mulva?
That just reminded me of that…
As an aside it has to be hell going through grade school being known as Deloris Clitoris… I’m just sayin’…