Random question for those who work in an office.
Is it just me, or does an empty stapler make you irate?
Ok… Admittedly I have issues, but even I can’t really explain this one. I become irrationally pissed off when the stapler runs out of staples… I’m serious… I mean I get pissed! I actually feel myself getting anxious as the dreaded day draws near… Day after day… Ka-chunk after Ka-chunk until it finally happens that awful hollow sound… Noooooooooo!!! Damn you stapler! Damn you to hell!!!
Maybe it’s because the empty stapler, well… It mocks me…
It’s empty staple channel mimics my empty soulless existence… It’s useless action aping my own useless attempts to find meaning and satisfaction in life… The hollow ka-chunk… ka-chunk… ka-chunk sound much like the hollow dry laughter of the reaper as he comes for his due and proper…
Well either that or I’m just too fucking lazy to refill the bastard…
Either way…
I’m just sayin…
Related Tags: Anger Issues, Empty Staplers, Humor, Office Politics, Pop Culture
Got nothing much to post today, have we?
Iron Man… Guess not… What did you post today???
as long as they dont take my red swingline stapler, i’m cool with working in the basement.
You have post traumatic office stress disorder.
Take a vacation. Preferably one where you receive much oral sex.
I solved the problem by having two staplers at the office and two at home.
Mockingbird… Yeah cuz those Boston staplers bind up, and I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume and keep my swingline stapler.
Mike… Isn’t it funny how a blow job always makes things all better? It’s one of lifes lil’ mysteries.
Mother… Once again your genius saves the day! You sir are my hero!
That is the least of my worries. Try taking a three ring hole punch and use it without the comforts of a desk. Now talk about being pissed of and with pain. Damn that three ring belly punch!
funny… You may have started a new trend. The next time I see someone with three evenly spaced belly piercings I’ll know it was you who started that!
I just go steal the stapler from someone else’s desk. Problem solved.
Kerstin… Office theft. The pinnacle of problem solving solutions. LOL!
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