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24 April 2008 9 Comments

Random question for the blind. Sometimes I wonder…

If blind people can truly appreciate all of the beauty that the world has to offer?

Can they ever truly appreciate the golden ambers, the deep purples and the awe inspiring reds that a sunset has to offer?

Can they ever truly appreciate the majestic soaring beauty of a Mountain Range, or the feeling of insignificance one gets when gazing up at the stars on a dark moonless night?

Can they ever truly appreciate the curves of a lovers silhouette as they lie naked in the bed next to you, or the twinkle in a loved ones eye when you greet them at the airport?

Well… I wonder about all of those things… But mostly I wonder how the hell blind people know when they’re done wiping their ass???

I’m just sayin…

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  • Mike said:

    My sisters blind, and I have NEVER asked her that last question.

    I just might next time I see her.

    # 25 April 2008 at 7:22 am
  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Mike… You have to! I’m dying to know… Ask her, and then come back here and tell us all.

    # 25 April 2008 at 7:39 am
  • tequila mockingbird said:

    at least blind people cant see that you use the same goddamn graphic for all your posts.

    being blind would suck. youd never know if you were dating above or below your status. i guess the key is to go for someone a couple notches below you, so that way they would wipe your ass for you.

    # 25 April 2008 at 9:31 am
  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Mockingbird… Are you serious? Really??? Am I using the same graphic??? Huh…

    LOL… Actually it’s this Pavlovian technique I’m working on. I’m hoping that by seeing the same graphics over and over again people will become conditioned to respond correctly, like so…

    Random Question… Stupid comment.
    11 Things… Stupid comment.
    You might be a douchebag… Stupid comment (and to a lesser extent self recognition.)
    Scripted reality… Stupid comment.

    So far… It’s working out really well! I’ll keep you posted.

    And just so you know… If you ever went blind. I love you enough to wipe your ass for you. So… You have that goin’ for ya’.

    # 25 April 2008 at 11:22 am
  • Iron Pugilist said:

    If they can’t smell the shit in the next piece of toilet paper anymore, then it’s done.

    # 26 April 2008 at 3:55 am
  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Iron Man… I guess I was kinda’ hopin’ for somethin’ a lil’ more creative than that.

    # 27 April 2008 at 11:12 am
  • Richard Catto said:

    Taste.

    # 4 May 2008 at 5:50 pm
  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Rich… You went there… I knew it was inevitable. I knew it. Someone was going to go… There.

    # 4 May 2008 at 7:35 pm
  • Pro-Blind said:

    Blind people require more toilet paper, that’s all.

    # 17 July 2008 at 6:40 pm

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