In honor of Cinco De Mayo I’d like to continue the stereotype theme from here and here, and move on to another favorite stereotypical target of society at large…

The lawn mowing, non tax paying, produce picking, green card wielding, migrant workers better known as Mexicans.

Don’t get me wrong… I love Mexicans. Without Mexicans, who would mow my lawn, or bus my table when I go out to eat? Who would wash my car at the hand car wash, or push the paleta cart?

So before you inundate me with hate mail just know that I love the Mexican people. Thanks to NAFTA and an open door immigration policy they do what no one else is willing to do for half the price… Nuff said.

You have to keep in mind that most stereotypes have at their core, a kernel of truth. This is why they persist. In that vein the following is a list of the top eleven Mexican one liners. All based in stereotypes, and all funny. As usual it is a list of eleven… Thanks to NAFTA any Mexican with a blog can bring you a list of ten, it takes a true genius to bring you eleven.

So now without further delay… the top eleven Mexican one liners:

1. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball??? Juan on Juan…
2. Did you hear about that one Mexican who went to college??? Yeah… Me neither…
3. Why does Mexico’s Olympic teams do so poorly??? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the United States…
4. What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower??? Unemployed…
5. What do you call a baby Mexican??? A bean sprout…
6. What do you call the Mexican phone company??? Taco Bell…
7. Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch Dolls??? To get the birth certificates…
8. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian??? A car thief who can’t drive…
9. What do you call a Mexican midget??? A speck…
10. What do you call a Mexican in a three piece suit??? The defendant…
11. Juan,Carlos,and Jose all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins??? Society…

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

I’m just sayin’…

Tags: Douchebags, Dumbasses & Dorks, Humor, I’m Such An Asshole, Mexicans, One Liners, Politically Incorrect, Pop Culture, Sarcasm, Satire, Social Commentary, Stereotypes