Random question for taxpayers.
What are you gonna’ do with your economic stimulus payment?
I think I know what Tatum O’Neal did with hers… But I’m thinking a crack binge just isn’t my style.
I’m leaning more towards either a bag of groceries (I’m hoping it will be enough for at least a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs and a loaf of bread… It’s gonna’ be tight though.), or maybe a tank of gas…
Maybe I’ll have enough to afford a plate at an Obama fund raiser so I too can be an agent of change. Maybe… Just maybe my economic stimulus payment can help to develop innovative approaches, to challenge the status quo, to get real results, to do my part in…
Meh… Who am I kidding? I’ll just end up blowing it on a crack whore. Is Lindsay Lohan out of rehab? She must be pretty desperate for cash… Right?
I’m just sayin’…
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Mine went to a new trumpet for the kid. Every. Last. Penny.
I don’t know what I’d have spent it on otherwise…I’m not really into crack whores…but there’s a first time for everything right?
Kerstin… There is a first time for everything. Besides… It’s supposed to be stimulating.
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