Comments on: I wanna be made! http://siteinsights.com/2008/06/04/i-wanna-be-made/ Pop culture humor, observations and insights from a new media douchebag... Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:31:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Intervention is a real ego booster! | SiteInsights http://siteinsights.com/2008/06/04/i-wanna-be-made/#comment-1530 Intervention is a real ego booster! | SiteInsights Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:21:35 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=35#comment-1530 [...] only thing on television more addictive than “Made” has got to be “Intervention” (No pun intended)… Absolutely nothing makes you feel [...] [...] only thing on television more addictive than “Made” has got to be “Intervention” (No pun intended)… Absolutely nothing makes you feel [...]

]]> By: Whiskey Tits http://siteinsights.com/2008/06/04/i-wanna-be-made/#comment-1405 Whiskey Tits Sat, 14 Jun 2008 18:28:43 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=35#comment-1405 i think your biggest goal on what they can or cant make you into is for them not to make you into something other than a douchebag... xoxo i think your biggest goal on what they can or cant make you into is for them not to make you into something other than a douchebag…

xoxo

]]> By: Just Sayin... http://siteinsights.com/2008/06/04/i-wanna-be-made/#comment-1400 Just Sayin... Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:29:02 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=35#comment-1400 Loki... You are a GENIUS! I mean it, you are soooooo right. I have just had an epiphany. I am going to change my life for the better. From now on I'll be courteous, helpful and sweet! I'll write about self help techniques and Eastern philosophies. I'll donate money and time to charities and always be kind to my fellow man. And no one will ever read a single word of it. Because no one cares. Meh... Fuck it! I'm gonna write a post about "Takin' retards to the zoo." (Dedicated to you of course) and go on hating the world and everyone in it! Humanity is too hard... Loki… You are a GENIUS! I mean it, you are soooooo right. I have just had an epiphany. I am going to change my life for the better.

From now on I’ll be courteous, helpful and sweet! I’ll write about self help techniques and Eastern philosophies. I’ll donate money and time to charities and always be kind to my fellow man.

And no one will ever read a single word of it. Because no one cares.

Meh… Fuck it! I’m gonna write a post about “Takin’ retards to the zoo.” (Dedicated to you of course) and go on hating the world and everyone in it!

Humanity is too hard…

]]> By: Loki http://siteinsights.com/2008/06/04/i-wanna-be-made/#comment-1399 Loki Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:32:40 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=35#comment-1399 Have you any idea of what a shit you sound. Have you any idea of what a shit you sound.

]]> By: Just Sayin... http://siteinsights.com/2008/06/04/i-wanna-be-made/#comment-1387 Just Sayin... Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:30:12 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=35#comment-1387 Mike... <em>"That show is everything that's wrong with society."</em> Exactly! In other words it is awesomely fantastic entertainment. I'm sorry I just can't pass up the opportunity to ridicule and demean those who try to change themselves for the better and, or achieve their dreams. Not only does it reinforce my own paralyzing fear to try <em>and fail</em> at anything new or fulfilling... To be completely honest it's just fucking hilarious! I can't help it... My middle name is <em>schadenfreude</em>. Maybe that's why even my hand refuses to have sex with me. I try to masturbate and my hand cramps up and starts to complain of a headache. I think it's cheating on me too... Sometimes I wake up and I swear there is dried up spooge on my hand, and I know for damn sure it didn't come from me. I think my hand is giving random handjobs while I sleep... I'm not surprised by it, I am kind of hurt that my feet didn't tell me though. I mean they must have known... They are the ones taking my hand out til all hours of the night while I sleep. I really trusted my feet too... It's a shame. Mike… “That show is everything that’s wrong with society.”

Exactly!

In other words it is awesomely fantastic entertainment. I’m sorry I just can’t pass up the opportunity to ridicule and demean those who try to change themselves for the better and, or achieve their dreams. Not only does it reinforce my own paralyzing fear to try and fail at anything new or fulfilling… To be completely honest it’s just fucking hilarious!

I can’t help it… My middle name is schadenfreude.

Maybe that’s why even my hand refuses to have sex with me. I try to masturbate and my hand cramps up and starts to complain of a headache. I think it’s cheating on me too…

Sometimes I wake up and I swear there is dried up spooge on my hand, and I know for damn sure it didn’t come from me. I think my hand is giving random handjobs while I sleep…

I’m not surprised by it, I am kind of hurt that my feet didn’t tell me though. I mean they must have known… They are the ones taking my hand out til all hours of the night while I sleep. I really trusted my feet too… It’s a shame.

]]> By: Mike http://siteinsights.com/2008/06/04/i-wanna-be-made/#comment-1386 Mike Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:01:05 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=35#comment-1386 That show is everything that's wrong with society. Also, what Hungry isn't telling you is it's with his hand :P That show is everything that’s wrong with society.

Also, what Hungry isn’t telling you is it’s with his hand :P

]]> By: Just Sayin... http://siteinsights.com/2008/06/04/i-wanna-be-made/#comment-1385 Just Sayin... Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:18:43 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=35#comment-1385 HM... Yeah they would! Because that's the best part of being... WAIT A MINUTE!!! YOU'RE GETTING LAID? Well what the fuck am I doing wrong? HM… Yeah they would! Because that’s the best part of being… WAIT A MINUTE!!!

YOU’RE GETTING LAID?

Well what the fuck am I doing wrong?

]]> By: Hungry Mother http://siteinsights.com/2008/06/04/i-wanna-be-made/#comment-1384 Hungry Mother Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:13:33 +0000 http://siteinsights.com/?p=35#comment-1384 I bet some of those kids would want to be bloggers if they knew how much ass we get on the job. I bet some of those kids would want to be bloggers if they knew how much ass we get on the job.

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