So… I was supposed to go out on Friday night. The thing is… I got home from work and thought it would be a good idea to take a lil’ nap so I could make it past oh… I don’t know say midnight.
Because that’s what you have to do when you get old. You have to prepare for a night out, like an athlete prepares for a marathon…
Anyway… I laid down on the couch and shut my eyes, and the next thing you know… It’s 2 AM and I …

Before you say it… rest assured, I already know that I am a sci-fi geek… That being said , Blade Runner was on this afternoon, and yes I watched it.
Yes I have seen it before.
Yes multiple times.
Yes I can quote the dialogue verbatim from memory… What’s your point?
I’m probably going to get severely chastised by my sci-fi geek readers but I really like the original version.
I know… I know the Director’s Cut is considered the superior version but I like the narration because it explains what is …

Has anyone else noticed the huge influx of cause ribbons lately… I swear to you it seems like 4 out of 5 cars on the road during my commute have a cause ribbon… And not just one cause ribbon, multiple cause ribbons… I don’t get it!

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I don’t really care enough about anything or anyone to ever even passively support a cause… Much less actively support a cause by placing a ribbon magnet… For that matter any magnet on the back of my vehicle. (But that’s probably …

Lately I’ve been feeling really jealous of the fact that everyone else seems to have a life… So much so that I’m actually contemplating putting myself out there once again…
That’s right…I am talking about dating.
So I figured I should brush up on my list of interests and hobbies, because let’s be honest… I need all the help I can get.
The thing is I don’t really have any hobbies or interests… Well none, outside of hating most everyone and everything. So I’ve compiled a list of 11 things which …

I wonder if The Game dies a lil’ bit inside every time he hears…
“Don’t hate the playa… Hate The Game“

Just because you’re a gangsta doesn’t mean you can’t have feelings… Geez…
I’m Just Sayin’…

If you had your choice of medical fields to specialize in… Which would you choose?
You could be a pediatrician, an obstetrician, an internalist, an ear nose and throat specialist, a podiatrist… Hell even a gynecologist. The choices are many and the rewards are great… Right?
So what kind of person passes on all of the choices above and hundreds if not thousands more that I neglected to mention here and says… I want to be a butt doctor!
That’s right world… The call of proctology is simply too strong… …

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I went to the grocery store today, and as I was perusing the thousands of choices available in the personal hygiene aisle, not the least of which being anti-perspirant or deodorant, or perhaps some mutated combination of both…
I noticed that men’s body spray has merited it’s very own section.
That’s right men’s body spray has entered the big leagues as far as toiletries go… No longer is it relegated to a single shelf above the Mennen Speed Stick Shower Fresh!
Nuh Uhhh…
It has an entire bin of shelves …

As we all know… I have already given my support to the only candidate that really matters, and yet I can’t help but cheer Barack Obama on in his march towards the White House. If for no other reason than it scares the hell out of white middle class America…
I guess that’s why it’s so upsetting to hear that he has chosen six-term Sen. Joseph Biden of Delaware as his Vice Presidential Running mate on the Democratic ticket for President… I’m not kidding… Joe Biden.
It’s like they want to lose… …

Ok… Picture this. You’re at work, minding your own business, doing whatever it is you do and you just happen to answer the phone because hey… You’re that kind of person… You’ll actually pick up an overflow call even though you don’t have to… You’ll pick it up just because… And on the other end you hear…

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“Hi (insert your name here),
Is my brother around???”
Immediately you recognize the voice as none other than your ex… Not just any ex… But theeee ex, the one that ripped your …

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Meg: You know what the scariest thing in the world is?
Me: Huhhh?
Meg: Knowing you’re going to die…
Me: Ummmm… I hate to be the one to break this to you but… We’re all gonna’ die… And we all know it…
Meg: *sigh* You know what I mean… Knowing you’re going to die as it happens… Like in a plane crash, or drowning, or somethin’ like that!
God… You’re such a douchebag!
For the record. I knew what ya’ meant… I just couldn’t help myself.
I’m just sayin…