Apparently Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson were in my neck of the woods over the weekend, attending Lollapalooza. And from what I hear they weren’t exactly hiding the fact that they enjoy eating at the “Y” occasionally… If ya know what I’m sayin’…

Here’s the thing… We all know that Lindsay Lohan is a publicity whore. Actually I’m not really sure we have to qualify that statement. I think we can probably all agree that Lindsay Lohan is pretty much a whore in general, but particularly when it comes to publicity.

So how do I know this whole lesbian love affair is on the up and up???

How do I know that this isn’t just another crazy half-baked attempt to garner the spotlight???

How do I know Lindsay Lohan has really switched teams???

I’m going to need proof!

That’s right irrefutable, unmistakable proof…

So I am hereby publicly requesting of Miss Lohan photographic and or preferably videotaped evidence of her lesbian lust…

Perhaps she and Miss Ronson… Better yet Stephanie Pratt from ‘The Hills’… No wait, even better still Megan Hauserman from ‘I Love Money’ can work together on a shoot!

Nothing fancy… A little role-playing would be nice, maybe some naughty schoolgirl outfits, perhaps a strap-on…

But I digress.

The point is, if Miss Lohan expects me to believe that she is gay she is going to have to submit for my approval and perusal, over, and over, and over again some sort of proof…

Quickly…

I’ll even volunteer to pay the production costs… And the postage…

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I’ll be waiting… Seriously…

I’m just sayin’…

Tags: Celebutantes, Drama Queens, Gossip, Hot Chicks, Humor, Lesbians, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Hauserman, Pop Culture, Samantha Ronson, Sarcasm, Sex, Social Commentary, Stephanie Pratt