Bluetooth headsets are NOT fashion accessories!
You might be a douchebag… If you wear your bluetooth headset
Seriously?! Are you really that important? Do you really need to wear your bluetooth headset
Don’t get me wrong… I can see where it would be useful while driving, what with the safety of it being hands free and what not. But is it really necessary at the grocery store? The mall? The theatre???
I didn’t think so…
Look… If you’re a chronic bluetooth headset
Please… Do us all a favor and just take it out now! Take it out before you begin popping your collar, using spray tan and feeling the uncontrollable urge to get a tribal tattoo…
Well either that or you’ll have the uncontrollable urge to become a Mariachi…
Seriously… what the fuck was this guy thinking? Also… and this is probably just my morbid curiosity… How the fuck did he fit in those pants? I think he’s about to have a blowout!
photo credit: jordanfischer
Either way, at that point it will be too late… You will have reached the douchebag point of no return!
I’m just sayin’…
Related Tags: Bluetooth Headsets, Douchebags, Dumbasses & Dorks, Humor, I'm Such An Asshole, Mariachis, Pop Culture, Sarcasm, Social Commentary
Ok thank you for voicing the feeling I have about this bluetooth ridiculousness. I mean especially the blinged out ones for some astronomical amount of money. what are they thinking? They look like fools talking to themselves and they are rude enough to do it in public. I think they suck are ugly and unless one is driving should be banned.
Bluetooth headsets… The pager of the new millenium! Douchebags…
They should be made to eat them.
Now that’s an idea…
or just ram them up their asses.
that could make for interesting conversation.
am i being too crude for your blog?
because i have other suggestions too.
To be honest… I don’t think it’s possible to be “too crude” for my blog!
But thanks for askin’!
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