I have to admit it… For selfish reasons there is a huge part of me that would love to see Barack Obama become President. I would love to see the looks of fear on the faces of countless rednecks all across America, the day after.

The looks of shock… The looks of disbelief… The looks of horror on the faces of rednecks everywhere as the realization that Obama actually won, slowly sinks in would be priceless.

I’ll be honest… The looks of fear on minorities faces as another white candidate wins is getting rather played out. I need a new target to torment.

And let’s not discount all the opportunities for cheap shots that an Obama presidency would bring… Think about it, more than enough blogging material for at least four years, and maybe eight! The black house, spinner rims on Airforce One, The Secret Service being replaced by The Bloods… Honestly, an Obama presidency would be a wet dream for me.

In the end though I have to vote my conscience, and to that end I would like to officially announce my endorsement of the only candidate worth voting for in 2008… Ralph Wiggum! “I Dig the Wig!”

Join me… Hop on the Wiggum-Wagon and embrace real change! Ralph isn’t asking for your money. Unlike the other candidates he’s not relying on corporate supporters with deep pockets to fund his campaign, and buy his candidacy. All he’s asking for is your vote. Well… Your vote and a date with Lisa.

On November 4th 2008 write in Wiggum!

I’m just sayin’…