It Must be a Defective Can.
I went to the grocery store today, and as I was perusing the thousands of choices available in the personal hygiene aisle, not the least of which being anti-perspirant or deodorant, or perhaps some mutated combination of both…
I noticed that men’s body spray has merited it’s very own section.
That’s right men’s body spray has entered the big leagues as far as toiletries go… No longer is it relegated to a single shelf above the Mennen Speed Stick Shower Fresh!
Nuh Uhhh…
It has an entire bin of shelves with sexy names like After Hours, First Move, Midnight, Lucky Day, Wild Card and my personal favorite… All Nighter.
So I did what any red-blooded American male who has seen the commercials for these sprays would do. I spritzed myself. The thing is…
Nothing happened…
Where were the hordes of scantily clad women lusting after me? Why was no one ripping my clothes off in a sexually starved frenzy of lust? Why were the women around me impervious to the allure of the rugged man scent that is Tag - All Nighter?
Pffffffffttttt… Must be a defective can!
I’m just sayin’…
Related Tags: Advertising, Axe, Body Spray, Consumers, Dating, Deodorant, Hot Chicks, Humor, Pop Culture, Sarcasm, Social Commentary
this is actually really funny timing. My cousin is staying with us and I always saw all those silly AXE body spray commercials thinking “how stupid is that?” but he uses it and let me tell you - it’s a GREAT Scent…
next time some guy stays in my house that isn’t my cousin and uses that stuff….I will turn into a commercial-like tramp!!
Then I guess the only question is…
When should I come over?
anytime baby
ANYTIME
Sweet! Maybe it wasn’t a defective can… It just had a 12 hour delay.
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