If you had your choice of medical fields to specialize in… Which would you choose?

You could be a pediatrician, an obstetrician, an internalist, an ear nose and throat specialist, a podiatrist… Hell even a gynecologist. The choices are many and the rewards are great… Right?

So what kind of person passes on all of the choices above and hundreds if not thousands more that I neglected to mention here and says… I want to be a butt doctor!

That’s right world… The call of proctology is simply too strong… I must answer it!

My guess is that person has a pretty good sense of humor, because you know the only reason they took the job in the first place was to point and laugh at people when they show up at the E.R with assorted household objects jammed up their ass!

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Ummmmm… *snicker…snicker…he he he…ahem* How exactly… *snicker* Did you get that stuck up your ass??? *snicker…snicker…snort*

So they would probably be pretty cool people to hang out with… The only thing is, you’re gonna’ want to make extra sure they wash their hands before sharing a pizza with them and what not.

I’m Just Sayin’…