So Meg was watching Grease the other day… As if simply watching Grease, or any musical for that matter isn’t bad enough… She happened to be watching it while Fight Club was on…
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The conversation went a lil’ something like this…
Me… Let’s change it.
Meg… I’m watching this.
Me… But Fight Club is on.
Meg… [...]
You can always tell a woman is becoming comfortable in her relationship when she starts wearing mismatched under garments.
When the relationship is new and exciting you’ll never catch her in a mismatched set of bra and panties. She’s always color coordinated, usually with something lacy, maybe a nice matching floral print or pink hearts [...]
The following snippet is from an actual conversation I had at the office…
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Susie… “My cousins are such whores!”
Me… “Sweet! Introduce me!”
Ba Dump Tishhhhhh…
I’m just sayin’…
That’s right bitches! Season four of The Hills premieres tonight, and I’m not going to bore you with the easy questions like…
Heidi Montag or Lauren Conrad? Obviously the only correct answer to that question is Lauren… Ummmm… Duh!
Or even Spencer Pratt or Brody Jenner?
Although this one isn’t quite as easy… Because clearly they [...]
Have you ever noticed when you watch science fiction that there are never any fat women?
Sure… There are plenty of fat humanoids, fat aliens and even the occasional fat man… Although even those are few and far between.
But there are never any fat women… Why do you think that is?
I suppose you could make [...]
If I were Chinese I would get three cats and name them…
Breakfast…
Lunch…
And dinner…
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Just to see the reaction on peoples’ faces…
I’m just sayin’…
I have to admit it… For selfish reasons there is a huge part of me that would love to see Barack Obama become President. I would love to see the looks of fear on the faces of countless rednecks all across America, the day after.
The looks of shock… The looks of disbelief… The looks [...]
Don’t get me wrong…
I have some of the greatest readers in the blogosphere… And in a blatant attempt to curry your favor I can say without hesitation that I love you all.
Your thoughts, your comments (Mostly the off-color ones.), and your one-liners are why I keep spewing forth this mental diarrhea…
With that being said… [...]
Love her or hate her… You have to admit Paris Hilton has become quite the pop culture icon. According to her detractors Paris is a wealthy party girl who likes to pose for photos and dance on tables… A vapid, self involved, celebutante, whore who [...]
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A loud crashing sound comes from the bathroom…
Me: “Meg are you ok???” “Meg… What was that???”
Meg: **Sigh** “Nothin… Just my hopes and dreams…”
Me: “Ummmm… That’s not too dramatic…”
I’m just sayin’…
