The Duggars are a true pop culture phenomenon. With their regular appearances on national talk shows, their countless press clippings and their enormous online following, this 19-member family from Arkansas has all of America talking.

As with any other pop culture phenomenon somebody was bound to cash in on it, and TLC has done exactly that by giving them their very own show… the all-new series, 17 Kids and Counting which debuted tonight last night…

Heres the thing… Although I really wanted to hate this show, I just couldn’t…

So… The Doritos brand announced it is once again giving complete control of its Super Bowl ad air time to its fans.

But this time, the snack chip brand is raising the stakes… In addition to airing one self-made Doritos ad to a captive audience of millions, Doritos will give that talented winner $1 million if their 30 second spot takes down “the big guys” and becomes the first-ever consumer-created commercial to claim the No. 1 ranking in USA TODAY’s annual Ad Meter.

This gives me a great idea… Doritos sex tape!!!

I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not…

But most of my readers tend to be of the female persuasion. Now I’d love to think it’s because I am such a stud, and draw women like bees to honey… Or more appropriately, like flies to shit.

However every once in a while it strikes me as odd…

Seriously though, was there…

Anyone…

Anywhere…

In any way…

Who was actually surprised by this?!?

I didn’t think so…

So I was thinking…

If you’re out shopping for one of your friends, and you find yourself thinking…

That is the ugliest, gaudiest, most garish, nightmarish, outlandish, ghetto fabulous, whore-tastic thing I’ve ever seen in my life…

IT’S PERFECT!!!

You might want to think of finding new friends…

The zombie apocalypse is a foregone conclusion. It’s gonna’ happen whether you want it to or not. The only question is… Will you survive?

Personally, I plan on not only surviving the zombie apocalypse… I plan on benefiting from that bitch.

My plan is to take over the world once the shit hits the fan, foisting my unscrupulous rule on a weakened and unsuspecting populace… But that’s just me, and maybe Megan Hauserman if she plays her cards right… How about you… Will you survive?

I know how you can find out…

I really think Megan Hauserman is gonna’ win I Love Money, and not just because I am completely and totally obsessed with her either, although I am…

As an aside… Megan, contact me! I want an interview! And don’t pretend like you don’t read me either… It’s pretty obvious you’re a publicity whore, and we both know you have a Google alert set up for your name!

But I digress… If we’re being honest she’s going to win because her bikini clad body is the only reason anyone watches the show…

Bailout legislation which would authorize the Secretary of the Treasury to purchase mortgage-related assets to the tune of $700 billion dollars is set to sail through Congress this week.

What does that mean to you and I… Not much, just a little over $2,000 per person!

Ummmm… Ouch! Does anyone else find it ironic that I’m going to lose my house bailing out the mortgage industry?!?

In light of a recent post I started thinking about what actually makes a prostitute…

I mean at which point do you actually cross the line from amateur to pro???

From artist to whore???

From a perfectly decent human being to Jason Castro???

Here’s the thing… If you beg for cash and prizes from your fans… You might be a douchebag!

You’d think that would go without saying right? Well you’d be wrong…

Because apparently no one told American Idol 7 finalist Jason Castro and his family this because they have been asking for money from his fans, and as absurd as this may sound…

It’s actually working!!!