Lately I Find Conservative Politics, Well… Stimulating.
I keep hearing what an awful mistake John McCain made by choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate.
To be honest… I think it was brilliant!
I mean I actually watched the coverage of the Republican National Convention last night… And it wasn’t to catch a glimpse of the wrinkly white haired dude either.
I wanted to see the VPilf
I wanted to see her entrance…
I wanted to see her speak…
I wanted to see her walk out on stage flaunting her trademark look.
You know the one I’m talking about… It’s paradoxically classic yet modern, demure yet flirty, and sexy as hell! She comes off so ladylike and poised and yet underneath it all you just know she’s a wildcat.
I swear to god when she took off her square-rimmed glasses, pulled the pencil from her hair and shook her head seductively back and forth, her beautiful brunette locks cascading down over her shoulders as she looked up at me coyly and said… “Fiscally and socially, I am a conservative… Sexually I’m insatiable…” I almost…
Oh wait… Wait… That was the dream I had last night after the Republican National Convention…
Anyway… As I was saying Sarah Palin was a great choice!
photo credit: adjustafresh
She is truly a candidate I can stand behind… Especially if she’s bending over! *Ba Dum Tish*
I wonder if she wears garters?
Do you think she wears garters?
I bet she wears garters…
(On the off chance that Sarah Palin actually reads my blog I would just like to say that I’m really not a creepy stalker and there is absolutely no need to procure a restraining order. I take my medication as scheduled, most of the time… Ask any of my state appointed psychiatrists, and the voices barely ever bother me anymore…)
I’m just sayin’…
Related Tags: Drama Queens, Election 2008, Hot Chicks, Humor, John McCain, One Liners, Politically Incorrect, Pop Culture, Sarah Palin, Satire, Sex, Social Commentary, Stereotypes, VPilf
On a serious note: I was very impressed with her last night. Unbelievable amount of confidence for someone who never spoke on such a grand stage, sure they were all republicans but she had some proving herself to do for them as well. Great Job last night! In the off chance that she does read this blog, I am married. I’m sorry for whatever inconvenience that may cause with your emotions.
On a serious note… I agree, she did a fantastic job last night, and I was actually pleasantly surprised at how funny she is.
Still though… I bet she wears garters
On a serious note….I’d hit that.
Right? I mean… She’s hot!
You know you’re getting old when…….
Ummm… You have a crush on the VPilf!
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hahaha. oh man, that’s great. “Fiscally and socially, I am a conservative… Sexually I’m insatiable…”
that gave me quite the chuckle.
I’m glad I could give you a chuckle… Come back again some time, maybe I’ll be able to give you a full on guffaw!
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