Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag the Next Ken and Barbie?
Sep 11th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Douchebags, Dumbasses and Dorks | Visited 384 times, 3 so far today

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as Ken and Barbie?
You may think I’m joking… Sadly I’m not.
What the hell is Mattel thinking? I mean are Heidi and Spencer really the type of people you want as role models for your kids? Really?!? The Boris and Natasha of The Hills?
A no talent bleach blonde bimbo who has parlayed her good looks and fake tits into a lucrative acting, singing and reality television career, and a slimy self promoting douchebag who has managed to turn his utterly abrasive personality and lack of a human soul into an empire which earned him a cool 3 million dollars over the last couple of years…
Ummmm… On second thought… When can I purchase a set of those dolls?
I’m just sayin’…
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I wish you wouldn’t be so subtle about your opinions.
It makes it very hard to read you….
Really?!? I thought my ambiguous derision and offhanded compliments added to my enigmatic charm and mysterious sex appeal.
Truthfully though… I simply enjoy parroting the thoughts and ideas most people claim to have and take for granted in such a way as to cause them to question the hypocrisy of their own beliefs…
Either that or I’m just a douchebag… You make the call.
The only doll I have is a life-sized blowup Bratz.
Hood rat Barbie… Sweet!
last night I couldn’t sleep so I took a sleeping pill and was still wandering around so I thought i’d visit the blogs…and I saw your response and read it and thought “excellent, this sleeping pill is really working, I can’t understand a damn thing he wrote…” and so I signed off and curled up in bed (only to not sleep) and this morning I come back to read it with a clear mind and yet….still….my brain cells must be on hiatus or you’re too much for me!!
I’m sorry Jenn… I didn’t mean to give you a headache. How can I make it up to you?