Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag the Next Ken and Barbie?


Sep 11th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Douchebags, Dumbasses and Dorks | Visited 384 times, 3 so far today

Spencer and Heidi the next Ken and Barbie?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as Ken and Barbie?

You may think I’m joking… Sadly I’m not.

What the hell is Mattel thinking? I mean are Heidi and Spencer really the type of people you want as role models for your kids? Really?!? The Boris and Natasha of The Hills?

A no talent bleach blonde bimbo who has parlayed her good looks and fake tits into a lucrative acting, singing and reality television career, and a slimy self promoting douchebag who has managed to turn his utterly abrasive personality and lack of a human soul into an empire which earned him a cool 3 million dollars over the last couple of years…

Ummmm… On second thought… When can I purchase a set of those dolls?

I’m just sayin’…

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  1. I wish you wouldn’t be so subtle about your opinions.

    It makes it very hard to read you….

  2. Really?!? I thought my ambiguous derision and offhanded compliments added to my enigmatic charm and mysterious sex appeal.

    Truthfully though… I simply enjoy parroting the thoughts and ideas most people claim to have and take for granted in such a way as to cause them to question the hypocrisy of their own beliefs…

    Either that or I’m just a douchebag… You make the call.

  3. The only doll I have is a life-sized blowup Bratz.

  4. Hood rat Barbie… Sweet!

  5. last night I couldn’t sleep so I took a sleeping pill and was still wandering around so I thought i’d visit the blogs…and I saw your response and read it and thought “excellent, this sleeping pill is really working, I can’t understand a damn thing he wrote…” and so I signed off and curled up in bed (only to not sleep) and this morning I come back to read it with a clear mind and yet….still….my brain cells must be on hiatus or you’re too much for me!!

  6. I’m sorry Jenn… I didn’t mean to give you a headache. How can I make it up to you?

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