The Zombie Apocalypse is at Hand!
Let’s be honest… The world as we know it has been steadily sliding towards oblivion for quite a while now…
I mean we’re all pretty much fucked… Right?
We’re just sitting around… Biding our time until the zombie apocalypse unleashes an unspeakable wave of terror that will wash across this nation like a bloody tsunami. Well this is your wake up call America!
The zombie apocalypse is at hand… The sooner you realize that Harry Potter
As an aside… Ya know the saying “What happens in Vegas… Stays in Vegas.”? Well let’s hope that’s not true, because genius like this should be spread like an STD at a frat party…
I’m just sayin’…
Related Tags: Douchebags, Dumbasses & Dorks, Dumbasses & Dorks, Harry Potter, Humor, Pop Culture, Religion Of Science, Sarcasm, Satire, Social Commentary, Stem Cell Research, WTF, Zombie Apocalypse
um yeah ME FOR PRESIDENT… yay. ROFL
And by the way, I DID NOT make any of that stuff up, ok. GOD TOLD ME.
One time God told me…
And I’m gonna take my roll cuz I ain’t got nothin’ to lose…
And I’m gonna save your soul if it’s really what you want me to do…
Wait a second… That wasn’t God. It was the white trash Jesus!
Nevermind…
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