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Random Question for the Ladies…

14 September 2008 4 Comments

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Why is it physically impossible for you to apply eyeliner with your mouth closed?

I’m just askin’…

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  • QueenDoc said:

    LOL, silly man….

    We open our mouths because it helps keeps our eyes open to properly distribute the mascara evenly, so you shallow boys will want to stick us with your tiny penises and stuff.

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Oh… Ok.

    Hey wait a second… How did you know I have a tiny di…

    Ummmm… Errr… I mean Pfffft!

    I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about… My shit is HUGE!

  • bunny hugger said:

    real ladies get it tattooed on!

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Ummm… Ouch.

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