Random Question for the Ladies…
14 September 2008
4 Comments
Why is it physically impossible for you to apply eyeliner with your mouth closed?
I’m just askin’…
Related Tags: Hot Chicks, Makeup, Mascara, One Liners, Pop Culture, Quirks, Stereotypes










LOL, silly man….
We open our mouths because it helps keeps our eyes open to properly distribute the mascara evenly, so you shallow boys will want to stick us with your tiny penises and stuff.
Oh… Ok.
Hey wait a second… How did you know I have a tiny di…
Ummmm… Errr… I mean Pfffft!
I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about… My shit is HUGE!
real ladies get it tattooed on!
Ummm… Ouch.
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