I really think Megan Hauserman is gonna’ win I Love Money, and not just because I am completely and totally obsessed with her either, although I am…

As an aside… Megan, contact me! I want an interview! And don’t pretend like you don’t read me either… It’s pretty obvious you’re a publicity whore, and we both know you have a Google alert set up for your name!

But I digress… If we’re being honest she’s going to win because her bikini clad body is the only reason anyone watches the show.

I mean, I’m pretty sure the producers at VH1 know that if she gets cut so do their ratings so the odds of her walking away with the $250,000 are looking pretty good right now.

Besides… Even if she doesn’t win she’ll have another shot at the money on Charm School: Rock of Love Girls which premieres on Oct. 12th.

Apparently she is out to prove that you can have a career in television even though you have no discernible talent by stringing together appearance after appearance on pseudo-reality television programs.

Quite frankly it’s genius…

It makes you wonder whether she was a beauty, or a geek when she made her first appearance on television. Well… You wonder until you see her in a mini skirt, holding a riding crop, at which point it becomes glaringly obvious, and to be completely honest it’s really hard to keep your train of thought at that point anyway…

Ummmm… Wait… Where was I going with this?

Oh yeah… Megan ’s reality television career actually gave me a great idea!

Most of the women who gravitate towards reality television shows have two things in common…

They are generally smokin’ hot, and they are usually dumb as a box of rocks! This presents a fantastic and unique opportunity for those who are willing to put forth the effort.

The way I see it all you have to do is invest in some home theater lighting, a few cameras and come up with a half way decent premise with the promise of a cash prize for the winner and you could literally have your own personal harem for 4-6 weeks.

Granted it may be immoral, illegal and downright despicable…

But hey… Who am I to judge the women of reality TV?

Megan… If you’re interested hit me up. We can schedule an appointment for *cough* ahem *cough* casting…

I’m just sayin’…