Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That…
I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not…
But most of my readers tend to be of the female persuasion. Now I’d love to think it’s because I am such a stud, and draw women like bees to honey… Or more appropriately, like flies to shit.
However every once in a while it strikes me as odd…
I mean… Am I attracting so many female readers because they are attracted to me as a man? Or am I attracting female readers because they can identify with me as… Well, as one of them???
An e-mail I received regarding a recent post has me wondering… Do I come off as gay??? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Because I’m not gay… Seriously! Again… Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s just that I’m not… Gay I mean. I’m not gay.
Ok… Ok… So I’m organized and somewhat of a neat freak… So what! So I own three cats… Big deal! Yes I like to cook, and consider myself somewhat of a foodie… Most of the worlds greatest chefs are men ya’ know!
So ladies… Which is it? Are you attracted or are we kindred spirits? I’m not gay and I can prove it!
You won’t find any track lighting in my house anywhere… Which is pretty well established as the universal defining factor of a gay man! Well that and I don’t like to suck dick…
So crazy gay stalker dude… Although I’m flattered… Ummm yeah, chill ok, cuz you’re really starting to creep me out…
I’m just sayin’…
Related Tags: Blogging, Gay Traits, I Have A Gay Stalker, Not That there's Anything Wrong With That, Social Commentary
Careful, if you say “I’m not gay” three times, you are.
Huh… I thought the whole theory of three was for comedic effect?
I come here to hang out cuz yer funnee & I always got along better with boys than girls=)
I suggest easing up on the phrase “ghetto fabulous” or, for that matter, any usage of the word “fabulous.” Then see how many gay men are left. It’s scientific.
Also, I can’t speak for other women, but I think you’re alright. You know, for a gay guy.
Mackey… Thanks! I’m glad I can make ya’ laugh… At least someone gets my sense of humor. Most people pretty much hate me.
windy… LMAO! I think you’re ok too, ya know for a karaoke geek.
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