Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That…
Sep 28th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Family, Friends and Fans | Visited 505 times, 1 so far today
I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not…
But most of my readers tend to be of the female persuasion. Now I’d love to think it’s because I am such a stud, and draw women like bees to honey… Or more appropriately, like flies to shit.
However every once in a while it strikes me as odd…
I mean… Am I attracting so many female readers because they are attracted to me as a man? Or am I attracting female readers because they can identify with me as… Well, as one of them???
An e-mail I received regarding a recent post has me wondering… Do I come off as gay??? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Because I’m not gay… Seriously! Again… Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s just that I’m not… Gay I mean. I’m not gay.
Ok… Ok… So I’m organized and somewhat of a neat freak… So what! So I own three cats… Big deal! Yes I like to cook, and consider myself somewhat of a foodie… Most of the worlds greatest chefs are men ya’ know!
So ladies… Which is it? Are you attracted or are we kindred spirits? I’m not gay and I can prove it!
You won’t find any track lighting in my house anywhere… Which is pretty well established as the universal defining factor of a gay man! Well that and I don’t like to suck dick…
So crazy gay stalker dude… Although I’m flattered… Ummm yeah, chill ok, cuz you’re really starting to creep me out…
I’m just sayin’…
Careful, if you say “I’m not gay” three times, you are.
Huh… I thought the whole theory of three was for comedic effect?
I come here to hang out cuz yer funnee & I always got along better with boys than girls=)
I suggest easing up on the phrase “ghetto fabulous” or, for that matter, any usage of the word “fabulous.” Then see how many gay men are left. It’s scientific.
Also, I can’t speak for other women, but I think you’re alright. You know, for a gay guy.
Mackey… Thanks! I’m glad I can make ya’ laugh… At least someone gets my sense of humor. Most people pretty much hate me.
windy… LMAO! I think you’re ok too, ya know for a karaoke geek.