Doritos Puts up $1 Million for Consumer-Created Super Bowl XLIII Ad!
Sep 29th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Movies, Music and Mass Media | Visited 1549 times, 3 so far today
So… The Doritos brand announced it is once again giving complete control of its Super Bowl ad air time to its fans.
photo credit: Mikey G Ottawa
But this time, the snack chip brand is raising the stakes… In addition to airing one self-made Doritos ad to a captive audience of millions, Doritos will give that talented winner $1 million if their 30 second spot takes down “the big guys” and becomes the first-ever consumer-created commercial to claim the No. 1 ranking in USA TODAY’s annual Ad Meter.
This gives me a great idea… Doritos sex tape!
What???
It’s not like there is anyone left in LA who hasn’t posed naked or filmed a sexual tryst with an ex at least once in their life right?!?
Well it’s about time we started branding that shit!
Let’s be honest… Ever since One Night In Paris literally made Paris Hilton’s career (Can you call what she does a career? I mean… What the hell does she do anyway?) up and coming celebutantes and tv tramps in training consider a scandalous sex tape or a few naked polaroids a necessity on their resume.
It’s like an ace in the hole… If your celebrity status begins to wane, just release that sex tape, or a few of those risque snapshots you’ve been sitting on and… Voila’… Instantly your face appears on the cover of every gossip magazine and your name is mentioned on every celebrity blog!
It’s fucking genius, is what it is! 30 seconds of hard core sex (That’s about how long I last anyway) with a bag of Doritos strategically placed on screen to offer a nice product placement shot, and to conveniently cover up the naughty bits that can’t be shown on network television.
Participants can upload 30 second Doritos commercials from October 3, 2008 to November 16, 2008 to be considered so I really have to get moving on this if I’m gonna’ make the deadline.
I should probably go on a diet first though, and maybe pick up some weight equipment, and get my back shaved. I mean… I’m pretty sure I can get my third nipple airbrushed out after the fact, but my webbed fingers and toes are gonna’ be hard to cover up…
photo credit: eek the cat
Anyway… Whaddya’ say? I’ll need a partner… Who wants to be famous? (Creepy gay stalker guy need not apply, however extra consideration will be given to Megan Hauserman… Please apply… Please!)
I’m just sayin’…
Interesting. I like your idea and might steal it. I’m thinking of a tryst in a Mexican cantina with crushed Doritos on the floor.
That sounds sweet! Look I’ll make a deal with ya’… If I win I’ll give you 250K if you win you give me 250K… Whaddya’ say?