17 Kids and Counting, the Story of America’s Favorite Large Family and Super Human Vagina!
Sep 30th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Movies, Music and Mass Media | Visited 17077 times, 4 so far today
The Duggars are a true pop culture phenomenon. With their regular appearances on national talk shows, their countless press clippings and their enormous online following, this 19-member family from Arkansas has all of America talking.
As with any other pop culture phenomenon somebody was bound to cash in on it, and TLC has done exactly that by giving them their very own show… the all-new series, 17 Kids and Counting which debuted tonight last night…
Heres the thing… Although I really wanted to hate this show, I just couldn’t.
There is something oddly compelling about this clan of red neck, bible thumping rubes. Granted it can get pretty hokey at times, but in the end you can’t look away…
If nothing else you have to respect Michelle Duggar… Well you have to respect her vagina anyway. It’s super human!
Look at it this way… The couple has had 17 children. Ten boys, seven girls, with number 18 on the way. With only two sets of twins among the 17 children, that means Michelle has been pregnant for nearly 12 of her 40 years on earth.
The woman is a freaking baby making machine!
The thing is I feel kinda’ bad for Jim Bob Duggar… I mean even if you throw a redwood into the grand canyon… It doesn’t necessarily mean it’s going to touch the sides.
I’m just sayin’…
Either that or that man is packing MAJOR meat!
Malthus would have loved them.
I hate those people. See this is why stupidity is getting MORE prevalent is because we are in some weird anti-Darwin DEVOLUTION thing where the retards reproduce more and the smart people have like A kid. So for every smart kid there is an unequal number of like apparently 17 idiots born.
QueenDoc… Agreed, but damn it would have to be HUGE! We’re talking at least… What… Half the size of mine!
Mother… I can always count on you to inject reason into my madness… But I’m not sure any of my readers will know who Thomas Malthus is much less have actually read “An Essay on the Principle of Population”…
I’m just sayin’…
bunny hugger… Babe. Don’t hate the playa’… Hate the game. Besides, the way I see it the more inbred mongoloids I’m surrounded by… The more my genius shines. It’s pretty much the whole theory behind my blog.
I too have seen the mediocre film Idiocracy.
Say like again you jizz mop… you try to sound so intelligent while condemning these people for stupidity, and yet you just sound like a retard.
And second of all, who the hell are you to say how many children someone can have? What are you, the goddamned gestapo?
WOW! Lotta’ hate directed at bunny hugger.
For the record I’d like to say that to the best of my knowledge bunny hugger is neither a faggot, nor a jizz mop… In fact she’s a pretty cool chick.
However… I cannot say the same for the anonymous cowards who left the comments. If I were so inclined I would remove them but in the end everyone is entitled to an opinion…
Even anonymous jizz mop faggots.
I’m just sayin’…
Are you friends with bunny hugger because you’re both plagiarists or what? Not only is that picture several years old but your precious little catchphrase and handle have been used in terrible newspapers for about a century. Send me an email at Amanda_Tuckey@hotmail.com and we can talk about how much of a douchebag you are. That should clear up any whining about anonymity.
By the way, I know you put this shitty blog up on StumbleUpon and it’s really unfortunate that the neat idea of this plugin has been ruined by attention whores like yourself. HAHA I’M JUST SAYIN. DURRRR HURR. I’M CLEVER.
Wow, that’s all I have to say…Wow ! Haters.
Oh, and can I just ask isn’t the word “retard” politically incorrect. I have an hononary nephew who is “challenged,” so should I go off on a rant too? I’ll say it again “Haters”
Mandy… Sweetie… Look I know you’ve got all this pent up angst because you’re changing the oil, and it’s good to release it, but really? Is my lowly blog worth your ire?
A… I’m not friends with bunny hugger, sadly I have no friends, although I wish I were… She’s funny as hell!
B… I never claimed the picture as my own… I know it’s old, I’m assuming everyone has already seen it, it has become associated with the Duggar family which is why I used it in the post.
C… I really don’t need to send you an e-mail to discuss what a douchebag I am… It’s common knowledge that I am King Lord God of the douchebags, as always… I have no problem admitting nor discussing the depths of my douchebaggery…
D… Not only did I submit this piece to SU… I submit almost everything I write to SU, along with anything else that catches my eye, or grabs my attention, or makes me laugh… Cuz that’s kinda’ the point of StumbleUpon…
Thanks for stopping by and reading my blog Mandy! I always appreciate new fans!
Oh… And wouldn’t I be “An” retarded asshole? Not “a” retarded asshole? I’m just askin’… DURR HURRR.
THATS WAY TOO MANY KIDS.AND YOU NEVER SEE THE MOTHER OR FATHER TAKING CARE OF THEM.THEY PAWN THOSE BABIES ONTO THE OTHER KIDS.
SHAME SHAME ON THEM
Ummmm Debbie? Why are you yelling?
I think Debbie is yelling because she can’t believe how freakin’ stupid they are.
yakbot… I’ll give you that. I mean… That possibility definitely exists. Or… It simply could be the fact that Debbie is a retarded interweb noob.
That’s right huge family. Keep on breeding and making me smarter and smarter and SMARTER!
Soon I shall be the smartest man alive, ahahahahahaha. Smartest man ever to grace this world! My intelligence shall prevail through the red neck stupidity that slowly breeds from the depths of the super vagina from Arkansas.
Dwayne.
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