Ok… I’ve noticed a disturbing trend the last couple of years.

I think it became popularized in the Suburbs several years ago, with the children of the “Stepford Wives”, mall walkers and the like, but since has grown in popularity and is occurring quite regularly in even the most Urban areas…

That’s right I’m talking about “Trick or Treat” by appointment… For example, today is Halloween, and I will be inundated with an assortment of ghosts, goblins and witches… Between the hours of 3PM and 7PM only…

Not since the Axis powers were formed as Germany, Italy, and Japan became allies with the signing of the Tripartite Pact in Berlin has a triumvirate of such power been unleashed on society…

That’s right the tabloid tarts have united… Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are in talks with HBO to star in their very own sitcom.

Be afraid… Be very afrid!

Described as a cross between Friends and Ugly Betty, the campy comedy series will feature an aspiring fashion designer (Paris), a would-be singer (Brit-Brit), and a man hungry, fast food obsessive (Li-Lo).

Now… I’m not sure if this is…

Ask not for whom the bell tolls reality television… It tolls for thee.

Unfortunately, I believe the premiere of Real Chance of Love on VH1 has sounded the death knell for this genre.

Chance and Real, the self-proclaimed “Stallionaires”, do everything together…. They live together, they produce and perform music together, they travel, date, eat, and even breed Arabian horses together. And it seems that they will single handedly kill the “of Love” franchise for VH1, the most successful franchise in the network’s history… Together!

I’m not an entertainment snob, by any stretch of the imagination…

I’m willing to bet the first time you saw this… You thought to yourself…

Self… That is quite possibly the dumbest blonde I have ever, will ever, or could ever hope to see. The depth of her stupidity is simply astounding… The complete and utter lack of even the slightest modicum of intelligence, comprehension or even rudimentary understanding is magnificent!

She is the perfect idiot!

I’ll admit that I too was quick to jump to this conclusion… However a new candidate has entered the race… And dare I say…

If you’re like me… You really liked The Apprentice but you found yourself constantly thinking…

This show is great, but it would be soooo much better if The Donald were more gangsta’!

Well, hoochies, chicken heads, skeeters, skanks, hood rats and ho’s… Today is your lucky day!

Look… Normally I’m a risk taking, fly by the seat of my pants, fun loving kinda’ guy, and we’ve all been having a great time here lately, surfing the interwebs and what not.
However… In light of recent events I think we need to slow this roller coaster down and talk about something very important to all of us…
That’s right, I’m talking about sex…
Wait… Wait… No I’m not, I’m talking about internet safety, right, right internet safety. Forget about the sex thing…
Well unless you’re interested, then e-mail me… …

Sarah Palin and her slightly less attractive and far more bitter doppleganger, Tina Fey gave “Saturday Night Live” its best ratings in 14 years…

The VPilf’s appearance has been anticipated since Fey began imitating her a month ago, and the cameo led “Saturday Night Live” to its highest mark in overnight Nielsen Media Research ratings since March 1994, when assaulted skater Nancy Kerrigan was guest host.

Let’s be honest… Some of the greatest television to ever come out of the 80’s, maybe even of all time, and certainly one of the fondest memories of my childhood has to be those hokey Public Service Announcements that aired incessantly during Saturday morning and weekday afternoon cartoons.

The best of the bunch were the dark and foreboding ones warning against the evils of sex, drugs and alcohol…

Did you watch the debate last night? Did you understand it???

Much has been made of whether Barack Obama is too inexperienced to lead, or whether John McCain is too old to be elected.

But with all of the heated political debate, nobody ever stops to ask the most obvious question… Are Americans too dumb to make that decision?

Seriously… Are you too dumb to vote?

If you liked “Kung-Fu Election”, the great on-line game from atom.com pitting your favorite politicians against one another in a bloody duel to the death, then you’re going to love their latest offering…

“Hunting With Palin”…

Remember last time Sarah Palin’s secret weapon was a shotgun? Well this time you to take aim as everyones favorite hockey mom, Sarah Palin with an assault rifle!