It’s Called Trim for a Reason.
Ladies… In light of recent events I’d like to address a touchy subject.
I recently… And by recently I mean last night, had a single sexual encounter outside of the constraints of a relationship and without the assumption of any further contact…
In other words I had a one night stand.
She was attractive, fairly intelligent with a good sense of humor and of course… She had a nice rack.
However… She also had a jungle going on between her thighs.
It was so overgrown her panties literally couldn’t contain it and it was bursting out at the seams. When she took her panties off and revealed her lady business in all its glory one thing came to mind…
I’m messin’ with Sasquatch!
Look ladies… I’m not saying you need to shave it, although maybe a nice landing strip would be sweet, just trim it… Because honestly if your hoo ha looks like it needs a shed ender…
I have to wonder how well you’re maintaining it…
I’m just sayin’…
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That conjures up some ideas for foreplay involving whipped cream and a razor.
Ugghhhh, what’s she stuck in the seventies. The landing strip is nice, but I prefer the small patch V right above the sweet spot, ya know what I’m saying. Yuck, doesn’t she realize that hair hold in odor, who the freak wants to smell ! Gross, hope the sex was better than the view of Buckwheat in a Leglock.
Mother… You kinky bastard! I didn’t know you had it in ya’!
The girl with the great legs… Oh, I know what you’re sayin’… I’m guessing you sport the v then?
See? You’ve got game. [Insert bird in hand joke here.]
I’m celibate but I still manage to shave down there.
There’s no excuse.
Yes, darling the V is what I sport
windy… Babe… If I had game, would I really have ended up with Sasquatch?
Missy… I agree, there is absolutely no excuse! Ummmm… By the way, if you ever want to quit that whole celibacy thing, I could probably help you out…
I’m just sayin’…
The girl who sports a v… I hope it’s not a “V” for Vendetta…
I’m a lover not a fighter
Not by the sound of your latest post…
Let’s just say - someday he’ll get what’s coming to him.
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