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Of Course Women Prefer Hillary Clinton to Sarah Palin… So What?

6 October 2008 16 Comments

A national telephone survey of registered women voters commissioned by SheZoom.com, titled ‘Palin vs. Clinton - You Decide.’ asked women in all 50 states about their personal and political preferences pertaining to the two female party leaders.

According to their findings Hillary Clinton would beat Sarah Palin head-to-head by a 2-to-1 margin if the 2012 presidential election were held today… And only women were allowed to vote.

Ummmm… Duh!?!

Did you really need to comission a poll for this? Silly feminists? This is why you need a man around…

The poll asked questions relating to presidential responsibilities, as well as personality and “values” questions important to female voters, and as expected the survey shows Clinton with broad-based support, especially concerning the “values” questions, such as “Whom do you trust?”; “Who’s a better role model?”; and “Who’s been a better mother?” On all these issues, Clinton wins by at least 10 points.

The pollsters attempt to spin the findings by saying… “I think this primary season, this entire campaign, humanized her. In a lot of ways, she took a beating and kept her grace. And Americans, especially American women, like fighters. This poll shows just how much women identify with Hillary.”

Really? Seriously? You think women prefer Clinton to Palin because they can identify with her? Bitch please?!?

Women prefer Hillary Clinton to Sarah Palin because in general women are a vicious, judgemental, envious bunch who see Sarah Palin as a rival and resent her for it.

The thing that everyone knows and yet no one will say out loud is that Sarah Palin is too pretty, too sexy, too flirtatious to ever be accepted by American women

Palin Cleans Glass Ceiling

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Here’s the thing ladies… I know, being women you assume that everything should always be about you, but contrary to what most of the mainstream media is trying to spin, Sarah Palin wasn’t added to the ticket to attract women voters… She was added to the ticket to attract men. Well that, and because she looks sexy as hell in thigh high stockings and garters.

I wonder if she wears garters?

Do you think she wears garters?

I bet she wears garters…

Anyway… The McCain camp knew that there was no way in hell that he was going to carry the conservative vote… In fact I’m not sure why he’s still a Republican, he may as well just declare himself as an Independent and get it over with…

Regardless, in a true stroke of genius, and in order to bolster his support in the conservative arena he chose an attractive, right wing, female running mate who would appeal to conservative voters…

The last time I checked when we refer to conservative voters we aren’t really referring to women are we? Aren’t we referring to middle aged, middle class white males?

Now let me ask you a question… If that same poll were conducted, but instead of asking women voters they asked male voters those same questions… Do you think the results would be the same?

A woman president? Over my dead body!

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Of course the wouldn’t… Now you understand. Next time do us both a favor and just ask a man. Now stop worrying your pretty little heads over this and go make me a sandwich…

I’m just sayin’…

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16 Comments »

  • Hungry Mother said:

    A good number of Sarah Palin’s base don’t have telephones.

  • The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said:

    You had my interest until the sandwhich comment.

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Mother… Exactly! They’re stuck in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant!

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Girl With Great Legs… How about a turkey pot pie?

  • The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said:

    Sorry Babe, I don’t cook. I’m not the type of chick who cooks, does manual labor (unless I’m on top), I like bubbles baths, and pampering. How bout you make me a turkey pot pie?

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    It depends… What are you willing to trade for it?

  • The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said:

    Ah, am I being bribed? What’s a turkey pot pie worth to you?

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    I don’t know… I mean makin’ a turkey pot pie is a lot of work. I’m going to need to be compensated well… If you know what I mean.

  • The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said:

    I’m not sure how your post turned into turkey pot pie for sex, but I’m kind of enjoying it in a perverted sort of way.

  • QueenDoc said:

    food for sex sounds like a common marital conversation if you ask me

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    The girl I would bring a turkey pot pie… If you’re impressed with the main course… Just wait for dessert!

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    QueenDoc… That’s why I’m not married.

  • The Girl You Don't Take Home to Momma said:

    Just Saying: Will it be yummy, delicious, and will I be naked while I’m enjoying it. Now I’m completely intrigued !

    QueenDoc: I’m so jealous of you, stay single, be married is totally overrated.

  • QueenDoc said:

    Girl: I plan on staying single for as looong as possible, Imay be in somewhat of a common law, but I make sure to make the point known, I am no mother no0r wife!

  • The Girl You Don't Take Home to Momma said:

    QueenDoc: I commend you - Marriage is overrated, annoying, and flat out sucks.

  • Barack Obama said:

    I don\’t normally leave comments… but I really enjoyed your post! I will be leaving a link back here in my blogroll! Thanks!

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