I wish I was Matt Damon… Or at least Jimmy Kimmel.
It looks like Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together… The funniest couple alive has been spotted out and about on both coasts and sources close to the couple are saying they’re on the road back to being together again…
God Damnit!
I missed my chance…
Unfortunately… It looks like the only Sarah Silverman action I’m going to be getting any time soon is the televised kind… Luckily the second season of “The Sarah Silverman Program” premieres tonight on Comedy Central… So I won’t have to wait too long.
“The Sarah Silverman Program” stars Silverman portraying a character (aptly named Sarah Silverman) whose absurd daily life is told through narrative and an occasional song.
In each episode, Sarah falls into unique, unsettling and always hilarious predicaments, with her sister Laura (played by real-life sister Laura Silverman), her nerdy gay neighbors, Brian and Steve (Brian Posehn and Steve Agee) and dim-witted Officer Jay (Jay Johnston) never far from her side.
It’s kinda like my life if I were a woman… And Jewish… And attractive… And had friends and family that actually cared for me… Jesus I’m depressed… Where the hell was I going with this?
Anyway… In the premiere episode, “High, It’s Sarah,” Sarah gets high for the first time, then leaves herself voicemails imploring her sober self to carry out her stoned inspirations. Some of these thoughts prove to be good ideas, while others definitely don’t…
Check it out tonight at 10:30 (9:30 CST) p.m.
And Sarah… If you’re reading this, I don’t mind sharing you with Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon…
I’m just sayin’…
Related Tags: Celebutantes, Comedy Central, Hot Chicks, Humor, I'm Fucking Matt Damon, Jimmy Kimmel, Pop Culture, Sarah Silverman, Satire, Sex, The Sarah Silverman Program
I’ve never watched it, but you’ve convinced me to give it a try.
Let me guess your a fan and in love
I could take Jimmy Kimmel.
Sarah Silverman is the hottest thing EVER.
mmmmmmm
Mother… You definitely won’t be sorry!
Girl who refuses to make me a sandwich… Sure you could call me a fan… or a psycho stalker… Or maybe even a dangerously unstable obsessive who thinks about her all day and dreams about her all night… But hey, I’m just not into labels ya’ know?
Mike… Dude! I called dibs…
Guy whose bribing me for turkey pot pie, Sarah’s hot, I’ll give her that. You men can fight over her……I’m not jealous!
The girl I would bring anywhere… That’s kinda’ disappointing, you mean you’re not even a little jealous?
You melting my heart with all the new names you come up with for me…..I’m not jealous !! (being sarcastic) of course I’m jealous, I’m not getting all of your attention. And yes, I’m an attention-whore and proud to admit it.
LOL… Yeah, apparently I’m an attention whore too. Who knew?
Just Saying: Go to my page today and click on Momma Mia Culpa…she’s having a Sara Silverman contest and giving away prizes….You may win…And you’ll love Meleah…she’s a trip
I did… But I’ll be honest. I was too damn tempted to cheat. How can i be expected not to Google shit when I’m on the internet. The temptation was just too great… I had to.
And I didn’t want to spoil it for everyone who was playing fair.
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