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VH1 Brings the Sleaze With New Seasons of Charm School and The Pickup Artist.

14 October 2008 13 Comments

VH1 Brings the Sleaze With New Seasons of Charm School and The Pickup Artist.VH1 kicked off their new season of reality tv trash this weekend with the second season of Charm School, “Rock of Love: Charm School”, which is hosted by the first lady of rock… Sharon Osbourne.

Much like the first season, “Rock of Love: Charm School” attempts to answer the age old question…

What happens when you round up 14 women with no self respect, who are willing to do anything for a dollar, and 15 minutes of fame, and offer them a chance to win $100,000.00 to learn some manners?

Some of the greatest reality television ever… That’s what!

This show is practically must see tv for me… Not only because it’s freaking hilarious, but because it features the blonde that everyone loves to hate!

No… Not Paris Hilton, the other blonde that everyone loves to hate. My future wife… Megan Hauserman.

The blonde that everyone loves to hate. Megan Hauserman.

“Rock of Love: Charm School” is followed by the second season of The Pickup Artist, Mystery is back to help nine more nerds get laid…

I need a womans perspective here. Maybe I’m just looking at this the wrong way. Have you seen The Pickup Artist? Ladies??? I don’t get it… Please explain to me how this guy is desirable… I mean he’s just creepy right? Right???

I don't get it... Please explain to me how this guy is desirable... I mean he's just creepy right?

Mystery? Matador? How retarded is that??? Do those names really work?

I mean if some guy introduces himself as Mystery at a club I would expect the reaction to be hysterical laughter, not uncontrollable desire! And please… Please someone back me up here…

He’s creepy looking!

Mystery looks like a taller version of Paul Reubens (PeeWee Herman) on crack! Is there any woman on the face of the planet who finds this guy attractive?

Seriously??? Anyone???

No self respecting woman would willingly go home with this guy, and if she did manage to get drunk enough… She certainly wouldn’t be proud of it. She would sober up, do the walk of shame and never… EVER… Under any circumstances talk about it again?

Back me up here ladies… Is Mystery a ladies man???

Hey maybe that’s the Mystery… How does anyone find this pale, creepy, sleazy, androgynous douchebag of a man attractive?

I’m just sayin’…

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13 Comments »

  • windydarling said:

    Maybe he has nunchuck skills. Because I’ll tell you what he clearly doesn’t have: enough tranny hats.

  • The Girl You Don't Take Home to Momma said:

    My Take on the Situation: Well I’m upset with the shoes your future wife chose to wear in her men’s room bathroom picture. What was she thinking !!! And as for Creepy Dude…Gross….Mystery man….that’s no mystery to me, that’s creepy dude with pale white skin, with only a face a mother could love looking at me and making my skin crawl.

  • Hungry Mother said:

    I think I’ll skip that show.

  • sadcox said:

    Dude, I know about your obsession with Megan due to your many posts, but I have to tell you…

    I don’t see it.

    To each his own though.

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    darling… One can never have too many tranny hats! They are a must have for the new fall season…

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    The Girl Who Is Winning My Heart… While it is true that the shoes were an unfortunate error in judgment, her usual garb… A bikini and miles and miles of leg more than makes up for it.

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Mother… I guess I don’t blame you. If I weren’t absolutely in love with Megan Hauserman, and even more addicted to reality TV I wouldn’t watch either… The thing is I can’t help myself. It’s like a car wreck… You just can’t seem to pull yourself away!

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    sadcox… Seriously? Ok… I mean that’s not the best picture of her, but still she’s smokin’.

    I guess I just have a thing for evil blondes… Paris… Megan… The Girl You Don’t Take Home to Momma… What can I say?

  • The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said:

    Just saying: Say nothing baby, just shake your head back and forth and move one. Nothing wrong with evil women with mile long legs, only I’m not blonde :-)

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    The Girl Who Is Not A Blonde… Believe me that’s okay… I’ve seen your legs!

  • The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma said:

    Oh flattery will get your everywhere, my friend.

  • Dwayne from Probably Sucks Blog said:

    Maybe he has computer hacking skills?

  • Just Sayin... (author) said:

    Dwayne… Wow! You are officially my new best friend… Anyone who quotes Napoleon Dynamite is pretty fucking ok by me!

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