Ummm… Did You Just Add Your Phone Number to a Twitter Post?
Oct 21st, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Correspond, Converse and Confess | Visited 1787 times, 2 so far today
Look… Normally I’m a risk taking, fly by the seat of my pants, fun loving kinda’ guy, and we’ve all been having a great time here lately, surfing the interwebs and what not.
However… In light of recent events I think we need to slow this roller coaster down and talk about something very important to all of us…
That’s right, I’m talking about sex…
Wait… Wait… No I’m not, I’m talking about internet safety, right, right internet safety. Forget about the sex thing…
Well unless you’re interested, then e-mail me… A photo, e-mail me a photo… Preferably naked, if you’re interested in sex e-mail me a naked photo and we’ll talk… In the meantime, where was I?
Oh yeah, internet safety…
Here’s the thing. The internet is a lot like Mos Isley, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. So We must be careful…
With that in mind… It’s probably not a good idea to… Oh… I don’t know, let’s just say for the sake of saying…
Add your phone number to a Twitter post, or give your bank information to a Nigerian Prince, or add your phone number to a Twitter post, or give your credit card information to the really hot Russian chick who found your e-mail and is looking for love (I found this one out the hard way… Svetlana, you broke my heart), or add your phone number to a Twitter post…
Seriously! I can’t stress that last one enough! You really… REALLY… Should not add your phone number to a Twitter post!
I’ve seen this floating around the internet quite a bit as of late… Maybe it’s time we all (When I say we all, I really mean you Windy) take a second look at it.
That about sums it up… About the only thing I would add to that would be maybe… Don’t add your phone number to a Twitter post!
By the way… If you’re not currently following me on Twitter, you may want to… You never know what you’re gonna’ see… Who you’re gonna’ meet, or what opportunities are gonna’ present themselves!
I’m just sayin’…
Ok, It’s early and all but I think I get it. Don’t put my phone number on Twitter and don’t give myself a monkier such as Cumsluper19 but in my case it would be older. But naked pictures to your email are ok? Did I cover it. I hate the word Twitter, so I refuse to check out what all the fuss it about. It’s a really annoying word.
Well, I’ll just put my phone number here then.
215-555-1212
The Girls Who’s Kinda’ Crabby This Morning… Yeah… Somethin’ like that.
Mother… Funny thing, I tried that number and I couldn’t get through to you. Odd huh?
Ok, I admit it…bitchy at 5:00 in the morning. Is this better….The post was hysterical, your the most funniest guy ever, which probably makes you sexy as hell…and I promise to never send a naked picture to anyone I’ve ever know for 5 minutes. XXXXX OOOOO.
P.S. You called me crabby….:-(
Ok how about the girl who’s having a bad day today… Even though she shouldn’t because the Phillies are in the World Series and the first game is tomorrow…
Alright, you just so excited me - I’m feeling better already. Oh, my Phillies - oh the parties, oh the anticipation. Thanks Just Sayin…you rock out loud for cheering up my day…and I really did enjoy your post, I just wasn’t being sarcastic.
OK. First of all, that Nigerian prince was a stand-up guy and only borrowed from me the one time. Second, I want my legend name to be “Saint Dick.”
And you know, it shouldn’t really be that hard…
(Thank you! I’ll be here all week! Tip your waitresses.)
Ba Dum Tish… And you’re funny too! You better be careful… You may just end up tipping the scales and turn my tragedy into a comedy… I’m just sayin’…
Just wanted to say thanks for the BLOG. Adding my number. (734) 560-4057
No problem Don… That’s what I’m here for. To give hapless web surfers the opportunity to be stalked by neurotic at best and psychotic at worst stalkers… It’s my ambition in life.
Ask no questions and you will be told no lies
I love it! You’re using your Twitter PSA to score free boob photos. That’s called ingenuity, my friend!