The Money and the Power, Like the Apprentice But More Gangsta!
Oct 22nd, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Movies, Music and Mass Media | Visited 1045 times, 3 so far today
If you’re like me… You really liked The Apprentice but you found yourself constantly thinking…
This show is great, but it would be soooo much better if The Donald were more gangsta’!
Well, hoochies, chicken heads, skeeters, skanks, hood rats and ho’s… Today is your lucky day!
MTV has just picked up 50 Cent: The Money and the Power, a new Apprentice-like reality competition that will feature 14 mark ass punks, otherwise known as contestants, living the thug life together and competing to earn a $100,000 from rapper 50 Cent!
According to MTV, The Money and the Power which premieres November 6th at 10PM will require the contestants to compete in challenges that will gauge their “business flair, strength, ambition, and fearlessness.”
I don’t know what these challenges are actually going to entail, but judging from Fiddy’s checkered past I’m envisioning…
A pimpoff… The first team to successfully collect all of their whores money, and I do mean all of it! Wins… Bitch better have my money… Is Just Sayin’ gonna’ have to choke a bitch?
A rock slanging challenge… Each team gets 1/2 a kilo of cocaine which they will need to step on with their choice of inositol, mannitol, lidocaine or benzocaine and then move it down their distribution chain, getting at least $35 a gram… Cuz otherwise… What’s the point? Again… Bitch better have my money… Is Just Sayin’ gonna’ have to choke a bitch?
A drive by challenge… Each team is given a stolen car, a stolen gun, a ski mask and something to prove! Run Bitch… Run for your life!
Each episode of the ten-episode series will end with Fiddy narrowing the contestant pool by testing what they’ve learned so far in the competition… My guess is instead of using a signature tag line like The Donald’s “You’re Fired”… Fiddy will just bust a cap in they ass!
Last one standing wins the $100,000!
I’m just sayin’…
How did I miss the tryouts for this show? I can pimp hoes and do a drive by with the best of them. Damn it. I’m just gonna take my hangover and go sulk at my missed opportunity.
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I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a bad ass gangsta’ myself. I can’t believe I didn’t hear about the contestant calls for this. It might have something to with me being in Australia, but you know, it would have been nice to be informed. Fuck you MTV.
I have my own idea for a show. It’s called “Indonesia Surprise”. Basically 12 Australians are given body board bags full of drugs to smuggle into Indonesia. The first person to make it there and back gets $10,000.
Too bad for Schapelle Corby even if my game show was around, she’d lose for getting caught. Stupid Australian drug fucked bitch she was.
Dwayne.
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The Girl Who Is Probably Celebrating Right Now… Next time babe! Next time!
Dwayne… Of course you’re a bad ass gangsta’, you’re Australian. I mean you start drinking Foster’s at what… 3? And don’t even get me started on the 1000’s of angry kickboxing kangaroos that are roaming the streets looking for trouble… How could you be anything but a badass?
Just Sayin: The celebration was off the hook ! We played bad last night and still beat’um………I’d say I’m going to a Parade, really soon.
The Girl Who Loves The Phillies… Good for you!