Real Chance of Love has a Real Chance to Kill the Genre!
Oct 27th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Movies, Music and Mass Media | Visited 1958 times, 11 so far today
Ask not for whom the bell tolls reality television… It tolls for thee.
Unfortunately, I believe the premiere of Real Chance of Love on VH1 has sounded the death knell for this genre.
Chance and Real, the self-proclaimed “Stallionaires”, do everything together…. They live together, they produce and perform music together, they travel, date, eat, and even breed Arabian horses together. And it seems that they will single handedly kill the “of Love” franchise for VH1, the most successful franchise in the network’s history… Together!
I’m not an entertainment snob, by any stretch of the imagination… You’ve read my blog. I’ll watch just about anything! In fact… The cheesier the better!
So when I deem a show virtually un-watchable by my standards… You should have a pretty good indication of just how bad it really is.
Sure… It offers the standard “of Love” format ala Flavor of Love, I Love New York and Rock of Love, but here’s the thing… It’s missing the most important ingredient… Personality!
For this type of show to work you have to care about the stars… You have to love them! You have to hate them! You can’t be indifferent towards them… To be honest Chance and Real don’t inspire anything other than a mild irritation… Not unlike that of a canker sore or hemorrhoid.
VH1 got greedy, they pushed it too far and killed the goose that laid the golden egg…
Or gold teeth, or chains, or clocks… Whatever. Whichever way you look at it… I don’t think there’s a real chance that we’ll be seeing any more of the “of Love” franchise for quite a while…
I’m just sayin’…
The gold teeth is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. Thanks for the warning on this one ! See if I didn’t have you to review all of these pathetic (I’ll never get that hour of my life back) reality shows, I’d be wasting my life away. Have a groovin day - GO PHILLIES
Hey, here’s a pitch: “Canker… OF LOVE. It’ll be six weeks, everyone lives in a house during which they stop being polite and start getting real. Diseases. Oh, you’ve already got that show? Never mind.”
The Girl With Great Legs… No problem babe! That’s what I’m here for… Go Phillies!
darling… Right? I mean… If these guys deserve their own show… Surely I deserve my own show!
I’m so glad I’m not into that.
Mother… Oh how I envy you. I think I’ve almost got it worked out of my system though… Another episode of this nightmare should do it for me.
I say lets create our own show and blow this out of the way. We’ll call it, “You suck, I’m just sayin’”. And the show will be based around 12 contestants all vying for the title of “I don’t suck”. Each week a contestant will be eliminated and we’ll have our own catch phrase lines. I’ll say “You suck” and you’ll say “I’m just sayin’, get the fuck out of here bitch”.
It could work!
Dwayne.
http://probablysucks.com
Dwayne… I think you may be on to something! Seriously… It can’t be any worse than the shit that these guys are doing. Hey… Ya know what? We should review blogs… I bet we could make someone cry! Ya think we could make someone cry… I bet we could!
Oh, I’ve got such bad news for you. “Daisy of Love” (of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels “fame”) will be making its unfortunate debut soon. “Skank of Love” is next…it just hasn’t been cast yet.
Laura… I saw that. Two thoughts came to mind…
1. Who would enter a competition to be with Daisy De La Crack Whore?
and
B. SERIOUSLY! Who would enter a competition to be with Daisy De La Crack Whore?
One question—whatever happened to the good looking guys from the Bachlorette???
I can think of alot of different rock stars to have on TV lookin for luv-then Daisy!!!??@@
PS How is Brett and New York (Tiffany) doing in their love life?
See ya around…..
I’m pretty sure we should review blogs. And make people cry with outlandish and false reviews.
For example;
Someones technology blog may be quite good, but we’ll give it a review like follows:
is nothing more than another boring, stupid blog with an ass hole for an author.
The author of this blog has been caught with child pornography repeatedly. He also try’s to solicit sex from under-age girls through Myspace and chat rooms.
He has a small penis, and he steals content from other websites and rewords it with Google translator.
In short.. don’t visit his blog unless you like child molesters and pornography.
^^ Pretty sure a review like that could make someone epically cry for days.
Dwayne.
http://probablysucks.com
Dwayne… Hmmm… I don’t know? Did it make you cry? Substitute technology blog for Australian humor blog and you’ve got a pretty accurate description.
This article is bull shit they brought up a notch if anything i remeber a stupid bisexual hottie who killed this genre sorry but when it comes to a shot at love im a lightweight and cant hold back the vomit and let us not forget the lil italion cutie whos show stunk wosrse than my ass.
Javier, what is it you are trying to say? Does your computer not have a spell check? What is “remeber”? What is “italion”? what is “whos”? Why is there no punctuation in your remarks? This kind of illiteracy is the reason America is doomed.