Paris, Britney and Li-Lo on the Same Set? Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid!
Oct 28th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Starlets, Celebutantes and Skanks | Visited 1436 times, 5 so far today
Not since the Axis powers were formed as Germany, Italy, and Japan became allies with the signing of the Tripartite Pact in Berlin has a triumvirate of such power been unleashed on society… That’s right the tabloid tarts have united… Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are in talks with HBO to star in their very own sitcom.
Be afraid… Be very afraid!
Described as a cross between Friends and Ugly Betty, the campy comedy series will feature an aspiring fashion designer (Paris), a would-be singer (Brit-Brit), and a man hungry, fast food obsessive (Li-Lo). Now… I’m not sure if this is art imitating life, or vice versa for the three drama queens, since the characters they will be playing on the small screen are pretty much the same characters they play in real life…
Except less slutty, and with no STDs.
So it goes without saying that Paris Hilton (Who loves you baby?) will play the most ambitious of the three. Her character, the aspiring fashion designer goes to great lengths to push her trendy designs. Britney Spears’ character is an aspiring singer who can’t seem to get a break, and Lindsay Lohan’s character is a little like Joey from Friends… Oversexed, stupid and obsessed with food…
Hmmmm… It seems to me if you throw in the paparazzi, Samantha Ronson and copious amounts of cocaine and alcohol you’ll have yourself the greatest reality televison show ever made!
I’m just sayin’…
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Oh God Help Us. Not a Paris fan, hate Li-Lo with a passion, Brit Brit I love. But God Almighty please do not put all three of them together, it may make me puke. Please ditch Paris and Li-Lo - Brit the’s only one with any talent - (we forgive her for Chaos). Go Phils.
I don’t think I’ll be DVRing that one.
The Girl With The Great Legs… It’s not easy being a Paris Hilton fan… Trust me.
Mother… Me neither! I’ll be watching it live, it’s far to good to be recorded and viewed later…
Just Sayin: She gained a little respect from me with her political commerical after the whole McCain shit, but if I see her in Pure this March, I may have to beat her down. Just because I’m jealous she’s so rich and famous for doing nothing. Hey, at least I can admit it.
The Girl Who’s Going To Vegas Without Me… I’m jealous that you’re going to Pure without me! What’s that all about???
I am hosting an 8 girl bachlorette party in Vegas in March. Friday night we have a limo which will take us to Sapphire, Coyote Ugly, and Pure….You can come be our body guard. And well, if your hot….what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…… (he! he! *wicked laugh)
The Girl Who Doesn’t Realize What She’s Getting Herself Into By Inviting Me To Vegas… Ummm, you’ll probably need a bodyguard to keep me off of you… Again, I’ve seen your legs!
Just Sayin….. Flattery will get you everywhere my dear.
Surely, the world is going to end! *builds bomb shelter*
Starcasm… Well… Maybe the world won’t end, but I bet there will be a drastic shortage of pennicillin and bactrim in and around the greater Los Angeles area!
Just Sayin: Happy Halloween !!!! Enjoy your weekend.
train-wreck meets plane-wreck meets ship-wreck. Wouldn’t miss it for the world, can’t wait!!!