Isn’t That Cute? Suri Has Learned Sign Language…
Nov 7th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Starlets, Celebutantes and Skanks | Visited 692 times, 2 so far today
Be honest…
If you’re father was the public face for a cult that believed an extraterrestrial named Xenu brought billions of aliens to Earth 75 million years ago in DC-8-like spacecraft…
Then stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs so he could steal their souls…
Yet he accidentally left remnants of their spiritual essence behind to form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm…
And your mother was a brainwashed automaton, who was powerless to resist his influence…
Wouldn’t you feel exactly the same way???
I’m just askin’…
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Good for you Suri - I’m loving this kid, it’s like f’you mom, I’m not going to Scientology Day Care today ! I’m lovin that this kid is already a rebel. With parents like Tom Cruise and Katie Homles, she destined for a ton of therapy and some serious issues. Have a great weekend !!
The Girl With The Great Legs… Right? I mean the kid is cute as a button… How could you not love this kid? It’s a shame her parents are coo coo for Xenu puffs!
Xenu the Warrior Princess? That shit is wacky.
Mike… That is awesome!
What is good in life little Xenu the Warrior Princess?
“To crush your enemies…to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women! Oh… and my silver ballet slippers!”
I would’ve flipped off my parents if they were so crazy.