So You Wanna’ be a Blog Superstar and Live Large…
Nov 12th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Movies, Music and Mass Media | Visited 704 times, 4 so far today
So I’ve been puttering around here for a while. No real direction in mind. No solid plan, it’s just been a hobby of sorts. More importantly it’s been a place to vent, and blow off a lil’ steam. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve enjoyed it immensely and if it goes no further than that I’ll still enjoy it. The thing is…
I wanna’ be a rockstar! I’ve always wanted to be a rockstar… Since as far back as I can remember, and since I have no musical talent. Blogging is gonna’ have to do (Lucky for me you don’t have to have any writing talent to blog!).
So starting now I am declaring to the blogosphere - “I AM A BLOGGING GOD!”
- I’m not kidding I want to appear on every blogroll I see…
- I want 100’s of trackbacks and 1000’s of comments on every post I write…
- I want to see countless debates and discussions scattered across cyberspace arguing the minutiae of my thoughts and opinions…
- I want my inbox so full of questions and comments that I singlehandedly crash G-Mail…
- I really want blog groupies…
I want to be… WORSHIPPED LIKE A GOD!
I’m just not sure how to go about doing that.
I’m just sayin’…
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Man, I hope you’re serious. ‘Cause I’ve been hanging out at airports with a shaven head and flowers to hand out in your name as soon as it’s go-time. Minions! You have some!
its so much easier to convert than it is to start your own religion. I’m insulted. I always read you, sucka! That makes you a rockstar by default. Kind of like Miley Sirus!
I’ll be one of your groupies. My dreams of being a rockstar have come and gone, so I’ll just jump on your wagon, All Hail the Blogging God !!!
I think a year internship with Paris Hilton will show you what you need to do to be a talentless rock star.
Darling… I am totally serious! And don’t you worry… You’re devotion will be rewarded! When the time comes for me to ascend to rightful place as the one true blogging god… You will be chosen as the keeper of the golden keyboard and protector of the anointed mouse…
bunny… I’ve been worshipping you since the starlet days… Hip Hop Night, cutter parties, crack whores… Good times bunny… Good times!
The Girl With Great Taste… Ya’ know… As a groupie, now you have to show me your tits. I’m pretty sure it’s kinda’ like an unwritten groupie law or something.
Mother… You read my freakin’ mind! I am so there… Paris? Are you reading this? I’m looking for an internship… Afterall… Who’s been more loyal than I?
Shamelss, you’ll say anything for a titty pic.
The Girl With The Great Legs… Hey… Everyone has to have a hobby right?