Enough With the Lego Already!
Nov 16th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Douchebags, Dumbasses and Dorks | Visited 354 times, 1 so far today
Ok… Seriously… What is the fucking deal with Lego?
Were all you Lego geeks so emotionally scarred from being forced to play with your uncle Gary’s “Mr. Winkie” as children that you haven’t matured emotionally beyond the age of nine?
Or is it just that your you’re mildly retarded and brightly colored bricks can hold your attention for hours on end???
Either way… It’s enough already!
I’m fucking sick of looking at your Lego creations fuck-tards! Grow the fuck up! You’re starting to ruin my internet experience… And let’s be honest, my experience is the only one that counts!
I mean the massive structures containing millions of bricks and hundreds of man hours, and some of the Star Wars stuff impressed me the first…
Oh… I don’t know…
50 fucking times I saw them!
Really though… Enough is enough now… Get a fucking job and quit wasting your time on toys!
Everyone knows the internet is for porn… Wait a second…
Ummm… Nevermind…
I’m just sayin’…
Fucking Lego. Reminds me of immigrants. I fucking hate immigrants. Burn Lego! burn it all!
Dwayne.
http://probablysucks.com
Dwayne… I’m probably going to be sorry I asked this but…
Why the hell does Lego remind you of immigrants???
I gotta’ know…
Wow. I guess the Debbie Does Dallas set I got you for Christmas will be back on eBay tomorrow. That’s fine. I just sold my pocket watch so that I could buy it. I… I think I have something in my eye…
Darling… It’s the thought that counts sweetie. To think that you think of classic porn when you think of me… Well… That’s just touching.
Seriously…
I’m touching myself thinking about it.
And this is why I love you. “But I said I already had something in my eye! Good day, sir. I said, ‘Good day!’”
So tell me how you really feel about Legos. I often step on the little fuckers while walking around my house in the dark. However, leave it to you to find a picture on legos and porn, unless, do you secretly have a set of legos?
I think I’ll make a Lego computer and view some plastic porn.
I’d love to kick that big Lego Star Wars ship. What is that? The fucking Death Star or something? I don’t know, I don’t watch that crap.
Maybe they’re looking to build themselves a world where they’re not abject losers. That’d be my guess.
Would this be a bad time to mention some Dark Knight (Batman) lego’s were just released? Seriously, the only reason I know that is because a friend sent me a link on Stumbleupon.
Darling… Ok! Classic porn references and Fez impersonations… Would it be crazy if I asked you to marry me?
The Girl Who Hates The Lil’ Fuckers Too… No… No secret Lego sets for me! I mean it’s not so much that I hate Lego, as I hate the 40 year old virgins that seem to have built a religion around them…
Get a life…
Or a job…
Or laid…
Ya’ know what I mean?
Mother… At least that would be a worthwhile venture!
Mike… It is indeed the Death Star… But instead of being big… And cool… And ominous! It’s miniature… And retarded… And played out!
The next time you see anyone over the age of 12… Maybe 13 playing with a Lego set, kick it! Kick that mother with all that you’ve got. You have my permission!
Pistols at Dawn… They’re going to need a lot more than Lego for that! Believe me… I’ve tried.
Prozac helps…
BTW Pistols… Nice site! You’re a funny guy… Not like a clown funny… Just you know… The way you tell a story.
Not to say the way you write is funny… I mean there’s nothing wrong with it. It’s funny… You know funny…
Fuck… Somebody stop me before I re-enact the entire movie!
Ryan… See! That’s my point… It seems like every third site you stumble has some gay-tarded Lego creation on it! I’m sick of it… Sick of it I tell ya!
Enough is enough… Let’s declare the Lego craze officially over and move onto something else. I’d rather see pictures of freaking LOL cats for christ sake… At least they have some sort of comedic value… Granted it’s low brow, retarded humor, but at least it has some entertainment value…
Lego reminds me of immigrants because it’s so shit and it comes in massive containers and spreads everywhere (much like immigrants do). See my logic?
Immigrants come in shipping containers. Lego comes in plastic containers. Immigrants love to mate and spread. Lego doesn’t mate, but it’s so small and there are thousands of pieces it ends up everywhere - even in your shoes.
The point is, fuck Lego and fuck immigrants too. I wonder if there is immigrant Lego btw?
Dwayne.
http://probablysucks.com
Oh, I hear ya, I can think of some many more things to do with my hands than build a lego set. (wink, wink)
Dwayne… Once I was blind but now I see. Thank you for opening my eyes to the evils of both Lego and immigrant aboriginal scum!
BTW… Your comment here was pure genius! I laughed so hard I cried. I think I’ve found a new hobby…
The Girl Who Can Think Of Something better To Play With… Right? I mean that’s my point… You know the only reason the 40 year old virgins are playing with building blocks is because they can’t find anyone to play with their tiny cocks!