Free Parking!
Nov 18th, 2008 | By Just Sayin... | Category: Starlets, Celebutantes and Skanks | Visited 348 times, 1 so far today
You know what I miss about having a steady relationship?
It’s not what you think either, it’s not the sex… Well not just the sex anyway.
No… What I really miss is having someone to run errands with… Seriously… Especially around the holidays. I miss having someone to go to the mall with. I miss having someone to mock the other shoppers with. I miss having someone around to share the hell that is retail shopping during the holidays…
Don’t get me wrong… The sex in a relationship can be great.
But if I’m being honest finding someone to sleep with isn’t that hard. Finding someone that can make shopping after Thanksgiving bearable… Now that’s a find.
Actually… Sometimes the frequency of sex can be greater when you’re not in a relationship than when you actually are, but what it lacks in quantity it usually makes up for in quality.
In a relationship you get the fabled… Unprotected sex.
See… Your dick is kinda’ like a car.
When you go out you don’t want to just park it anywhere without protecting your investment. You never know what might happen. But if you’re parking it at home in the garage there is really no need for a car cover…
Well… That is unless you live in a really skanky part of town and you can’t really trust your neighborhood.
In which case you might want to consider moving to a less slut-like… I mean slum-like neighborhood…
I’m just sayin’…
You’ve got me flashing back quite a number of years.
Mother… I’m sure you’d like us to believe that. We all know you’re a playboy beach comber with a bevy of bikini clad beauties surrounding you at all times!
Ok, first of all her ass is really gross. And I completely dig what you mean. Even though I’m married, I do everything alone and wish I someone more like me to hang out with all the time. And this is why I can’t wait to move out and leave the fucker.
That’s one skanky skank, my friend.
The Girl Who Should Leave Her Husband and Run Away With Me… Her ass really is gross. I think the stretch marks really give it a lil’ somethin’ special ya’ know?
Mike… Don’t judge me!
She looked better at 3 AM with half a bottle of vodka in my belly!
You know, I think I’ve seen her somewhere before… Yeah! It’s a major award!
Darling… You’ll put your eye out with that thing!
Mom’s never looked better. After she died of the meth, we buried her in that thong.
Pistols… I see why you would go with that look for the burial. It’s a lot classier than the crotchless red panties which she wore around the holidays.
They were pretty festive though…
I love my new name. If I didn’t have kids, I’d so be there. Can we run away to someplace warm and tropical?????
Amen brother! Truer words have never been spoken.
Also, it’s about the girl you’d be seen with in public, not that last call walrus you roll over to.
Ya.