I’m not sure how you feel about this subject, but I for one am really tried of dissappointing myself year after year with unkept resolutions. Year after year, after year I continually promise myself things, with the best of intentions of course, which I invariably break.[...]
Why is it that when you are flush with cash around the holidays and you ask your friends and loved ones what they want from Santa, they always respond with something obnoxiously inexpensive like a jumbo pack of Wrigley’s Spearmint Gum or some Pez, [...]
Driving down my street is like entering some bizarre David Lynch version of a white trash winter wonderland. Seriously. The combined wattage of all the outdoor lighting on my block is comparable only to the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, or perhaps the total output of the sun! [...]
I put my Christmas tree up today. It marks the official beginning of the holiday season for yours truly, and it makes my otherwise drab and dreary living room look great! If you ask me which is the best light, filament, halogen or fluorescent? I say none of them can hold a candle to Christmas lights [...]
I’ve been struggling with a direction for my blog since its inception. I’ve tried to find a voice, a common thread, a unifying theme if you will, however as of yet, It still hasn’t presented itself to me. Granted… I’ve toyed with a few but none have felt right, not for the long run so what I’m left with is somewhat of [...]
This may come as a surprise to you, but sometimes… Geography can suck. Why is it that the coolest people always seem to live the farthest away??? It’s like some crazy karmic slide rule, the coolness of an individual has a direct and proportional effect on the distance they are away from you [...]
Life… Just isn’t fair. I have seen enough… Hell… Been through enough, that this lesson should have been learned in spades… And yet, no… I still expect some level of fairness from the universe. I still [...]
Merriam-Webster has announced the year’s top ten words and definitions at its popular Web site Merriam-Webster OnLine. The 2008 Merriam-Webster’s Words of the Year list is based on users’ anonymous hits to the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary and On [...]
So today was… Meh… It wasn’t a bad day but it certainly wasn’t good. It… Like so many days before it… Merely was. Just another link in the long… Long lonely chain that is my life… My loveless existence… BUT THEN!!! I got home and saw this e-mail… App [...]
Be forewarned! This post addresses quite possibly the most viral, infectious and dangerous 40 seconds ever foisted upon the unsuspecting public. Sure… it seems innocuous and cute. I mean it’s a video of a chimpanzee riding on a segway. How dangerous [...]