That’s right bitches! Season four of The Hills premieres tonight, and I’m not going to bore you with the easy questions like…
Heidi Montag or Lauren Conrad? Obviously the only correct answer to that question is Lauren… Ummmm… Duh!
Or even Spencer Pratt or Brody Jenner?
Although this one isn’t quite as easy… Because clearly they are both douchebags. I think I’m gonna’ have to go with Brody on this one, simply because he is such a peeeimp!
Anyone who has a contact named ‘Britney Canada Whore’ in their phone is …

Season four of The Hills is set to premiere soon… August 18th to be exact, and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t just a little bit excited, and I’m not the only one.
It seems the entire cast is on an all out media blitz. After two and a half months in hiding the cast is now in full on pimp mode… It would seem that Spencer has taught them well.
Even sweet, innocent Audrina Patridge isn’t above some shameless self promotion…
Well, Ok… So maybe she’s not that …

So… Do you think Stephanie really wants to be Lauren’s friend, or do you think she is an evil minion of Heidi and Spencer?
I reserve the right to retract this statement at a later date, furthermore… I’m sure I’ll regret it later but I really want to believe she is being a nice person and not merely a pawn doing the nefarious bidding of Speidi. I mean… I don’t know. She is a Pratt, and still… I feel bad for her being caught in the middle.
While we’re on the subject …