You would think that all the good scandals would be happening at like The Soap Network, or Playboy After Dark… Think again!

Apparently all the juicy scandals happen at tween networks… First there was the the star of Disney’s “High School Musical” Vanessa Hudgens doing amateur porn for her co-star…

Then the star of Nickelodeon’s “Zoey 101″, and Britney’s younger and obviously sluttier sister Jamie Lynn Spears ends up pregnant!

Now Adrienne Bailon has some naked pics floating around cyberspace…

Be honest…

If you’re father was the public face for a cult that believed an extraterrestrial named Xenu brought billions of aliens to Earth 75 million years ago in DC-8-like spacecraft…

Then stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs so he could steal their souls…

Yet he accidentally left remnants of their spiritual essence behind to form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm…

I know what you’re thinking… Another gratuitous celebrity boob post?

This is just a blatant attempt to drive traffic to you’re blog by getting your readers to ogle celebrity fun bags isn’t it???

Ok… So ya’ got me, but honestly… Do ya’ really mind?

As a society we’re obsessed with celebrity boobs. Nude scenes, nip slips and stories of augmentation are guaranteed front page fodder for every taploid and gossip rag from New York to LA, and this blog is certainly no exception…

Not since the Axis powers were formed as Germany, Italy, and Japan became allies with the signing of the Tripartite Pact in Berlin has a triumvirate of such power been unleashed on society…

That’s right the tabloid tarts have united… Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are in talks with HBO to star in their very own sitcom.

Be afraid… Be very afrid!

Described as a cross between Friends and Ugly Betty, the campy comedy series will feature an aspiring fashion designer (Paris), a would-be singer (Brit-Brit), and a man hungry, fast food obsessive (Li-Lo).

Now… I’m not sure if this is…

I’m willing to bet the first time you saw this… You thought to yourself…

Self… That is quite possibly the dumbest blonde I have ever, will ever, or could ever hope to see. The depth of her stupidity is simply astounding… The complete and utter lack of even the slightest modicum of intelligence, comprehension or even rudimentary understanding is magnificent!

She is the perfect idiot!

I’ll admit that I too was quick to jump to this conclusion… However a new candidate has entered the race… And dare I say…

VH1 kicked off their new season of reality tv trash this weekend with the second season of Charm School, “Rock of Love: Charm School”, which is hosted by the first lady of rock… Sharon Osbourne.

Much like the first season, “Rock of Love: Charm School” attempts to answer the age old question…

What happens when you round up 14 women with no self respect, who are willing to do anything for a dollar, and 15 minutes of fame, and offer them a chance to win $100,000.00 to learn some manners?

Apparently Brit Brit is back with a vengeance. Riding high off her first ever Moon Man win for “Video of the Year”, “Best Female Video” and “ Best Pop Video” and the imminent release of her sixth studio album, “Circus”, on Jive Records, it would seem that Britney Spears is finally beginning to pull out of the well documented downward spiral she’s been on for the past several years.

Now she wants to to tell her side of the story…

VH1 has once again partnered with Dr. Drew Pinsky for a second season of the hit reality series “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.” The series, consisting of eight one-hour episodes, is slated to premiere Thursday, October 23 at 10pm.

Similar to the first cycle, the second season of “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.” will follow the real-life experiences of celebrity patients undergoing detoxification and treatment at a center in the Los Angeles area.

It looks like Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together… The funniest couple alive has been spotted out and about on both coasts and sources close to the couple are saying they’re on the road back to being together again…

God Damnit! I missed my chance…

Unfortunately… It looks like the only Sarah Silverman action I’m going to be getting any time soon is the televised kind… Luckily the second season of “The Sarah Silverman Program” premieres tonight on Comedy Central… So I won’t have to wait too long.

Seriously though, was there…

Anyone…

Anywhere…

In any way…

Who was actually surprised by this?!?

I didn’t think so…