Apparently Brit Brit is back with a vengeance. Riding high off her first ever Moon Man win for “Video of the Year”, “Best Female Video” and “ Best Pop Video” and the imminent release of her sixth studio album, “Circus”, on Jive Records, it would seem that Britney Spears is finally beginning to pull out of the well documented downward spiral she’s been on for the past several years.

Now she wants to to tell her side of the story…

It looks like Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together… The funniest couple alive has been spotted out and about on both coasts and sources close to the couple are saying they’re on the road back to being together again…

God Damnit! I missed my chance…

Unfortunately… It looks like the only Sarah Silverman action I’m going to be getting any time soon is the televised kind… Luckily the second season of “The Sarah Silverman Program” premieres tonight on Comedy Central… So I won’t have to wait too long.

A national telephone survey of registered women voters commissioned by SheZoom.com, titled ‘Palin vs. Clinton - You Decide.’ asked women in all 50 states about their personal and political preferences pertaining to the two female party leaders.

According to their findings Hillary Clinton would beat Sarah Palin head-to-head by a 2-to-1 margin if the 2012 presidential election were held today… And only women were allowed to vote.

Ummmm… Duh!?!

Ladies… In light of recent events I’d like to address a touchy subject.

I recently… And by recently I mean last night, had a single sexual encounter outside of the constraints of a relationship and without the assumption of any further contact…

In other words I had a one night stand.

She was attractive, fairly intelligent with a good sense of humor and of course… She had a nice rack.

However… She also had a jungle going on between her thighs.

In an international poll conducted online by Bikini.com, asking who they would rather see in a bikini…

Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin or Pinup Queen Pamela Anderson, the VPILF won hands down.

An amazing 61% of responders voted that they would prefer to see Sarah Palin in a bikini rather than the Bay Watch beauty.

Honestly, this is one of the few times I’m actually inclined to agree with the masses…

The naughty folks at AshleyMadison.com have struck again.

In the wake of Oprah’s new series “Why Men Cheat,” the dating site specifically designed to help married people cheat on their spouses has announced a brand new promotion…

Members who purchase an Ashley Madison “Affair Guarantee” Package and don’t experience an affair to remember within three months will receive a complete refund…

So, I know this is supposed to be a a new promotion and a really novel marketing scheme but I think I recognize this business model…

So… The Doritos brand announced it is once again giving complete control of its Super Bowl ad air time to its fans.

But this time, the snack chip brand is raising the stakes… In addition to airing one self-made Doritos ad to a captive audience of millions, Doritos will give that talented winner $1 million if their 30 second spot takes down “the big guys” and becomes the first-ever consumer-created commercial to claim the No. 1 ranking in USA TODAY’s annual Ad Meter.

This gives me a great idea… Doritos sex tape!!!

I really think Megan Hauserman is gonna’ win I Love Money, and not just because I am completely and totally obsessed with her either, although I am…

As an aside… Megan, contact me! I want an interview! And don’t pretend like you don’t read me either… It’s pretty obvious you’re a publicity whore, and we both know you have a Google alert set up for your name!

But I digress… If we’re being honest she’s going to win because her bikini clad body is the only reason anyone watches the show…

Do you ever feel like you’ve seen so much porn that you’ve actually become numb to the entire concept?

Seriously… Do you ever feel like you’ve seen every possible combination of lewd and lascivious act of sexual deviancy ever conceived, filmed and uploaded to the internet?

Do you ever secretly hope that through the process of evolution human beings will develop a new orifice to expose and exploit so…

Why is it physically impossible for you to apply eyeliner with your mouth closed?