Is it just me… Or does anyone else find those “$5 Foot-Long” Subway commercials vaguely pornographic?
I mean I know they’re talkin’ about sandwiches… But they don’t have to be talkin’ about sandwiches if ya’ know what I’m sayin’…
They even follow cheesy porno plot lines… Well what plot lines there are to porn anyway. You have your standard chick getting pulled over by a cop, your innocent Asian schoolgirl, your stewardess ready to initiate you into the mile high club, and your weather girl… Ok so maybe the weather girl …