Unfortunately our toll free number at work is very… Very close to that of the Department of Children and Family Services for some undisclosed state, that I can only imagine, based on the accents of the people calling, is located somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon line, where Nascar isn’t just a sports franchise… It’s a religion. And Bubba is not just your uncle… He’s your cousin too.

photo credit: The G-tastic 7
As you can imagine this can tend to create some annoying, albeit occasionally amusing exchanges between our employees …

The following snippet is from an actual conversation I had at the office…

photo credit: Daquella manera
Susie… “My cousins are such whores!”
Me… “Sweet! Introduce me!”
Ba Dump Tishhhhhh…
I’m just sayin’…

Is it just me, or does an empty stapler make you irate?
Ok… Admittedly I have issues, but even I can’t really explain this one. I become irrationally pissed off when the stapler runs out of staples… I’m serious… I mean I get pissed! I actually feel myself getting anxious as the dreaded day draws near… Day after day… Ka-chunk after Ka-chunk until it finally happens that awful hollow sound… Noooooooooo!!! Damn you stapler! Damn you to hell!!!
Maybe it’s because the empty stapler, well… It mocks me…
It’s empty staple …