You would think that all the good scandals would be happening at like The Soap Network, or Playboy After Dark… Think again!

Apparently all the juicy scandals happen at tween networks… First there was the the star of Disney’s “High School Musical” Vanessa Hudgens doing amateur porn for her co-star…

Then the star of Nickelodeon’s “Zoey 101″, and Britney’s younger and obviously sluttier sister Jamie Lynn Spears ends up pregnant!

Now Adrienne Bailon has some naked pics floating around cyberspace…

Ladies… In light of recent events I’d like to address a touchy subject.

I recently… And by recently I mean last night, had a single sexual encounter outside of the constraints of a relationship and without the assumption of any further contact…

In other words I had a one night stand.

She was attractive, fairly intelligent with a good sense of humor and of course… She had a nice rack.

However… She also had a jungle going on between her thighs.

The naughty folks at AshleyMadison.com have struck again.

In the wake of Oprah’s new series “Why Men Cheat,” the dating site specifically designed to help married people cheat on their spouses has announced a brand new promotion…

Members who purchase an Ashley Madison “Affair Guarantee” Package and don’t experience an affair to remember within three months will receive a complete refund…

So, I know this is supposed to be a a new promotion and a really novel marketing scheme but I think I recognize this business model…

So… The Doritos brand announced it is once again giving complete control of its Super Bowl ad air time to its fans.

But this time, the snack chip brand is raising the stakes… In addition to airing one self-made Doritos ad to a captive audience of millions, Doritos will give that talented winner $1 million if their 30 second spot takes down “the big guys” and becomes the first-ever consumer-created commercial to claim the No. 1 ranking in USA TODAY’s annual Ad Meter.

This gives me a great idea… Doritos sex tape!!!

Do you ever feel like you’ve seen so much porn that you’ve actually become numb to the entire concept?

Seriously… Do you ever feel like you’ve seen every possible combination of lewd and lascivious act of sexual deviancy ever conceived, filmed and uploaded to the internet?

Do you ever secretly hope that through the process of evolution human beings will develop a new orifice to expose and exploit so…

So I was surfing around the net today… As I’m apt to do, and I came across the Babes With Books website (Don’t worry you can click it… It won’t bite, there are some scantily clad women but no full on nudity…) and ya’ know what?!
There is nothing hotter than a smart, confident woman! And no I’m not sucking up. I’m serious. Nothing gets me hotter than a woman who is smarter than I am.
Luckily for me. I’m not too bright so… I’m pretty much raring to go …

Do you think there is life after death?
Do you ever wonder if our essence… Our soul, if you will, carries on?
Do you ever wonder if we are merely physical beings longing for a higher spiritual awakening, or if we are actually spiritual beings forced to endure a physical existence?
As I get older I find myself wondering about these things quite a bit. Reflecting on the choices I’ve made, and their possible ramifications… I wonder if I will make the cut. I wonder if I will accomplish what i was meant …

Is it just me… Or does anyone else find those “$5 Foot-Long” Subway commercials vaguely pornographic?
I mean I know they’re talkin’ about sandwiches… But they don’t have to be talkin’ about sandwiches if ya’ know what I’m sayin’…
They even follow cheesy porno plot lines… Well what plot lines there are to porn anyway. You have your standard chick getting pulled over by a cop, your innocent Asian schoolgirl, your stewardess ready to initiate you into the mile high club, and your weather girl… Ok so maybe the weather girl …