Yes please!

Burlesque star Dita Von Teese is posing in a variety of compromising positions for the December issue of German Playboy magazine.

Let’s be honest… At 36, the retro-Hollywood pin-up girl burlesque star, is much older than most centerfolds, and truth be told… Much… Much sexier!

There is just something about a pin-up girl, and with her signature jet-black hair, fair skin and red lipstick, Dita Von Teese proves yet again that she is…

You know what I miss about having a steady relationship?

It’s not what you think either, it’s not the sex… Well not just the sex anyway.

No… What I really miss is having someone to run errands with… Seriously… Especially around the holidays. I miss having someone to go to the mall with. I miss having someone to mock the other shoppers with. I miss having someone around to share the hell that is retail shopping during the holidays…

Don’t get me wrong…

You would think that all the good scandals would be happening at like The Soap Network, or Playboy After Dark… Think again!

Apparently all the juicy scandals happen at tween networks… First there was the the star of Disney’s “High School Musical” Vanessa Hudgens doing amateur porn for her co-star…

Then the star of Nickelodeon’s “Zoey 101″, and Britney’s younger and obviously sluttier sister Jamie Lynn Spears ends up pregnant!

Now Adrienne Bailon has some naked pics floating around cyberspace…

What do you get when you put America’s Next Top Model producer Tyra Banks and Beauty and the Geek producer Ashton Kutcher in a room together and ask them to create a reality competition with the perfect mix of beauty, back stabbing and bitchiness? True Beauty of course…

True Beauty will feature six women and four men living together in a Los Angeles mansion under the impression that they are competing in a beauty pageant-like reality competition series in which they will be judged solely on their looks…

I know what you’re thinking… Another gratuitous celebrity boob post?

This is just a blatant attempt to drive traffic to you’re blog by getting your readers to ogle celebrity fun bags isn’t it???

Ok… So ya’ got me, but honestly… Do ya’ really mind?

As a society we’re obsessed with celebrity boobs. Nude scenes, nip slips and stories of augmentation are guaranteed front page fodder for every taploid and gossip rag from New York to LA, and this blog is certainly no exception…

VH1 kicked off their new season of reality tv trash this weekend with the second season of Charm School, “Rock of Love: Charm School”, which is hosted by the first lady of rock… Sharon Osbourne.

Much like the first season, “Rock of Love: Charm School” attempts to answer the age old question…

What happens when you round up 14 women with no self respect, who are willing to do anything for a dollar, and 15 minutes of fame, and offer them a chance to win $100,000.00 to learn some manners?

It looks like Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together… The funniest couple alive has been spotted out and about on both coasts and sources close to the couple are saying they’re on the road back to being together again…

God Damnit! I missed my chance…

Unfortunately… It looks like the only Sarah Silverman action I’m going to be getting any time soon is the televised kind… Luckily the second season of “The Sarah Silverman Program” premieres tonight on Comedy Central… So I won’t have to wait too long.

Ladies… In light of recent events I’d like to address a touchy subject.

I recently… And by recently I mean last night, had a single sexual encounter outside of the constraints of a relationship and without the assumption of any further contact…

In other words I had a one night stand.

She was attractive, fairly intelligent with a good sense of humor and of course… She had a nice rack.

However… She also had a jungle going on between her thighs.

In an international poll conducted online by Bikini.com, asking who they would rather see in a bikini…

Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin or Pinup Queen Pamela Anderson, the VPILF won hands down.

An amazing 61% of responders voted that they would prefer to see Sarah Palin in a bikini rather than the Bay Watch beauty.

Honestly, this is one of the few times I’m actually inclined to agree with the masses…

The naughty folks at AshleyMadison.com have struck again.

In the wake of Oprah’s new series “Why Men Cheat,” the dating site specifically designed to help married people cheat on their spouses has announced a brand new promotion…

Members who purchase an Ashley Madison “Affair Guarantee” Package and don’t experience an affair to remember within three months will receive a complete refund…

So, I know this is supposed to be a a new promotion and a really novel marketing scheme but I think I recognize this business model…